Kratos, you have been resurrected to set aside your toxic masculinity and become a better man. No more banging chicks.
No more extreme violence, regardless of gender. Now your wife and the big chungus cube will guide you from another realm.
Meanwhile, we will rewrite you in the remakes and movies to make you even more progressive. You never accomplished anything alone. It was all thanks to our diverse cast, who helped lower your testosterone and get you hooked on soylent.