Alyssa DeLuca

Just a salty Jersey girl pumping her own gas in Iowa

[Alyssa DeLuca @DeLucaAlyssa]

Never forget the time I was at a pizzeria with my nephew and he kept pointing and screaming “Noah” @NoahKahan

[Alyssa DeLuca @DeLucaAlyssa]

My 3 year old nephew can’t speak sentences but manages to sing every @NoahKahan song that pops up from start to finish

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Trollfoot 3:58PMPT

[Alyssa DeLuca @DeLucaAlyssa]

Not the Featherington heir being Michael Cera’s doppelgänger

[Alyssa DeLuca @DeLucaAlyssa]

No matter how uninterested I am in that man I will ALWAYS be butthurt when their hinge profile has the prompt: You should *not* go out with me if — and they answer with “you have cats”

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I hope all of the 26 year olds are doing ok.

[Alyssa DeLuca @DeLucaAlyssa]

I’m going to tell my kids this was the Cheetah Girls

[Alyssa DeLuca @DeLucaAlyssa]

@kaitlynokk EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

Who wore it better tho

[Alyssa DeLuca @DeLucaAlyssa]

I found this picture of my nephew on my phone and somebody tell me that he doesn’t look like a sleazy middle aged used car salesman

[Abby Barr @1AbbyRoad]

“No worries if not!”

[Alyssa DeLuca @DeLucaAlyssa]

Comic sans is the crocs of fonts

[Alyssa DeLuca @DeLucaAlyssa]

@hannahunruhkc I literally texted Kaleb about this bc I thought it was AN ONION ARTICLE

[@TheCoreyRichardson on Threads. Follow Me There. @vexedinthecity]

"I mistook my taser for my gun" is really a striking endorsement of not giving patrol officers guns in the first place. I mean, if your pharmacist couldn't tell an aspirin from fentanyl, it's not just something you accept as a occupational hazard.

[Alyssa DeLuca @DeLucaAlyssa]

If I tell you I read an article about something please don’t ask me about it bc that means that I definitely only read the clickbait headline

[Alyssa DeLuca @DeLucaAlyssa]

@hannahunruhkc HAHAHAHA YES

[Alyssa DeLuca @DeLucaAlyssa]

@mambr0se My dead keyboard, decomposing plants, and water color supplies send their regards

[Alyssa DeLuca @DeLucaAlyssa]

Sorry can’t talk rn, I’m starting another hobby that I’ll end up quitting in a week

[💞 Marley 🧚🏻 @acatwith2heads]

You just had to be there

[illegally blond 🇵🇭🇵🇸 @kcdanger]

someone said oldest daughters are the reason that america's parents are vaccinated and I...phew