Dave DeLuca

Stand Up Comic who loves a good story.
If you're here, might as well say "Fuck It!" & hit follow already. 😁

[Dave DeLuca @DeLucaComedy]

Hey @Microsoft @Xbox, now that you own @Activision can you tell them to get their $hit together on @CallofDuty?!?! They keep letting @InfinityWard make this game worse!!! @Treyarch is the only studio that knows what they're doing! F*CK the BS gunsmith, SBMM and F*CK CROSSPLAY!!!

[Dave DeLuca @DeLucaComedy]

Apparently @elonmusk is the most blocked person on Twitter/X, side note “X” is such a stupid name. Anyway… once again we’re seeing the fragile ego of the man who challenged, then b*tched out to Zuck. So I’m blocking him while I still can. #BlockMusk

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[Dave DeLuca @DeLucaComedy]

@elonmusk Unsubscribe!
I have no interest in updates from d-bags like you or Zuck who, even with all your💰, can’t buy a personality. If only someone had laughed at one of your terrible/stupid jokes, before you guys got rich, maybe you guys wouldn’t force the suffering on everyone. 🙄🥱

[Dave DeLuca @DeLucaComedy]

@Fitnessnala I'd love to give you a ride!

[Dave DeLuca @DeLucaComedy]

Congrats @CNN, you're making the same mistakes you did in 2016. Are you trying to get on his good side? Do you think he'll like you now? We all know he's just going to go right back to $hitting all over you, you idiots. You're more pathetic than the GOP.
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[Dave DeLuca @DeLucaComedy]

@FortniteGame You fixing the F-ing matchmaking when you do tonights update!!! Seriously, WTF is going on? If I wanted to get destroyed in every match by a bunch of sweaty, tea-bagging, a-holes I'd go back to COD. You even got called out on @LastWeekTonight!! That's how much you & it SUCKS!!!

[Dave DeLuca @DeLucaComedy]

@DonaldJTrumpJr https://t.co/a6rvvcd6Ol

[Dave DeLuca @DeLucaComedy]

I just wrote a review on G Pen Elite Vaporizer https://t.co/Kh5CuSpHXg via @yotpo

[Dave DeLuca @DeLucaComedy]

Can you say #FireSale? 🤣🤣🤣

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[Dave DeLuca @DeLucaComedy]

Says the guy whose father pleaded the 5th almost 450 times during a deposition less than 6 months ago. 🤦‍♂️🤣🖕
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[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

The next question a so called ‘journalist’ should ask Joe Biden should be: ‘Have you ever collected rent from your son Hunter and if so how much did you collect?’ Of course, none of the media will actually ask this question which proves they are not in fact journalists.

[Dave DeLuca @DeLucaComedy]

Anyone who's surprised by this hasn't been paying attention. Republicans in Congress, especially the feckless @kevinomccarthy, have repeatedly looked the other way when it comes to morally bankrupt behavior like hanging with neo-Nazis or attempting a coup.
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[Dave DeLuca @DeLucaComedy]

Hey @RocketLawyer, I've never used your services, visited your site, or even considered you before today, but here's a thought...
Before sending out more solicitations you might want to check your grammar first. You know, to instill some confidence in your competence. #DoYouSeeIt

[Dave DeLuca @DeLucaComedy]

In his first speech as Speaker @kevinomccarthy just said that he is who he is because his family is who they are.
So they made Kevin a cravenness, power hungry, shill willing to kiss up to treasonous, coup plotters, who tried to overthrow the USA?🤔 #KevinMcCarthyIsAClown

[Dave DeLuca @DeLucaComedy]

Congrats 🤔🤷‍♂️, @kevinomccarthy. You're now the weakest Speaker of the House in modern history.
All you had to do was sell out your country & give away all the power of a real & effective Speaker, as well as give coup supporters everything they wanted. Enjoy your oil painting.🤦‍♂️🖕

[Dave DeLuca @DeLucaComedy]

Hey @kevinomccarthy, as you begin your 10th attempt to become speaker you should keep in mind the words of Albert Einstein... "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results." #KevinMcCarthyIsALoser

[Dave DeLuca @DeLucaComedy]

Hey Pot (aka @kevinomccarthy), Kettle is on the phone. He says "Shut the f*ck up, you hypocritical, treasonous POS, power hungry HACK!!!"
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[Dave DeLuca @DeLucaComedy]

Just saw @SenRonJohnson on Fox News and was just wondering, what wall, according to him, have we "already paid for"? The border wall that Trump said Mexico would pay for? When did that suddenly get paid for and how much was it? Cause Trump never paid for it. #liar

[Dave DeLuca @DeLucaComedy]

Says the guy who bought Twitter just so he could control and run it his way, and is now running it into the ground. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ #irony

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Those who want power are the ones who least deserve it

[Dave DeLuca @DeLucaComedy]

Once again Musk is showing us what kind of "free speech absolutist" he really is.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

OMG. He’s trying to ruin this college kid’s life now. Wow.

[Dave DeLuca @DeLucaComedy]

Even the guy who just complimented Hitler, yes that Hitler, doesn't want to be seen with Alex Jones.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

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