DeludedCleeve

Parody Account Chairman of the Mighty King's Lynn Town FC #YepYep

[DeludedCleeve @DeludedCleeve]

Can confirm to Linnets fans that the club this evening has turned down an approach from Manchester City for Cameron Norman as I wasn’t interested in a swap deal for some bloke called Kevin De Bruyne! #NormanForEngland

[DeludedCleeve @DeludedCleeve]

With 1181 fans spending £15 last night I’m going to hijack the transfer of Riyad Mahrez!! Now boarding the chopper to Leicester! #WelcomeMahrez #SpendingFansMoney #YepYep

[DeludedCleeve @DeludedCleeve]

2/2 When I sat back and thought about things, We already have the best midfielder in the world in @CParks08 see you all tomorrow #YEP #FACUP

[DeludedCleeve @DeludedCleeve]

1/2 Think that I need to make Linnets fans aware that my last ditch attempt to sign @Phil_Coutinho was turned down by Liverpool

[King's Lynn Town FC @officialKLtown]

Not long to go now! Looking forward to seeing plenty of people at The Walks Saturday #EmiratesFACup #BackTheBoys

[DeludedCleeve @DeludedCleeve]

It's been a while since we've had a new player, Off to meet a few today so thought I'd fly in style! #CleeveAirways #YepYep

[DeludedCleeve @DeludedCleeve]

Looking forward to seeing 7,500 at The Walks tomorrow for the first game of the season!! Sausage Rolls in the cafe and burgers on the BBQ

[DeludedCleeve @DeludedCleeve]

Just arrived in Norwich ahead of kick off for tonight's big cup final at Norfolks second biggest club #HMSCleeve #YepYep

[DeludedCleeve @DeludedCleeve]

Norfolk Senior Cup Final tonight at the second biggest club in Norfolk, Just heard that Delia is supplying sausage rolls #WhatALady #YEPYEP

[DeludedCleeve @DeludedCleeve]

Looking forward to hitting the campaign trail in and around Norfolk. #VoteSteveCleeve #SausageRoll

[DeludedCleeve @DeludedCleeve]

Fabulous cabin crew on this afternoons flight back from Oman. Now at St Ives to cheer the Linnets on. #sausageroll #Cleeveairways #yepyep

[DeludedCleeve @DeludedCleeve]

UNBELIEVABLE noise made in the pool bar when Stevo's goal hit the net! Time to celebrate with a sausage roll and a large Pina colada #yepyep

[DeludedCleeve @DeludedCleeve]

Nothing worse than missing a game, I've had my people put this up by the pool so I can watch the Linnets this afternoon #yepyep #widescreen

[DeludedCleeve @DeludedCleeve]

Trying to get money out of "Storming Norman" is like trying to get blood out of a stone. #yepyep

[DeludedCleeve @DeludedCleeve]

Transfer deadline day today best go and pick Setch up and see who we can snap up!! #yepyepyep

[DeludedCleeve @DeludedCleeve]

Spoken to my old mate Goldie at the smallest club in London, Offered £100 per week and unlimited sausage rolls for Payet! #yepyep

[DeludedCleeve @DeludedCleeve]

Good news for all Linnets fans with FIFA increasing the teams in the World Cup that means we can win that as well #yepyepyep

[DeludedCleeve @DeludedCleeve]

We should still be in the @EmiratesFACup it's a disgrace we got knocked out by @alfretontownfc next year we will reach @wembleystadium #yep

[DeludedCleeve @DeludedCleeve]

If @FIFAcom done Chairman of the year I would win that #YepYep

[DeludedCleeve @DeludedCleeve]

Nearly home from Redditch, Thank God! "Stormin Normans" snoring is getting on my bloody tits! #YepYepYep