Deluded Diaz

2️⃣0️⃣9️⃣ for life and never lost a fight! Obviously a parody account. I smoke a lot of weed and talk shit about people that are tougher than me

[Deluded Diaz @DeludedDiaz]

Motherfuckers can spell Nurmagomedov, Namajunas and Jedrzejczyk perfectly but put two n’s in Conor

[🌴ᴛʜᴇᴀʀᴛᴏꜰᴡᴀʀ🌴 @TheArtOfWar6]

RIP to Mark Coleman's dog, Hammer❤

The ultimate good boy

[Deluded Diaz @DeludedDiaz]

@StretfordPaddck Every Man United manager since Sir Alex deserved better, but the way the club treated Louis Van Gaal never sat right with me

[Deluded Diaz @DeludedDiaz]

@oscarswillis Volk has done so much for the fans over his career and it’s so beautiful to see the reception he’s gotten. Volk is the fucking man, win, lose or draw. Can’t wait to see him back when he’s ready💪🏼

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

What a guy Mike Bisping is.

WAIT FOR IT https://t.co/lB4E036pJ0

[Aaron Bronsteter @aaronbronsteter]

UFC fighters aged 35 and older fall to 1-22 in men's weight classes 170 pounds and below in championship bouts.

[Censored Men @CensoredMen]

"I thought this was what the humans do." #UFC298

[Deluded Diaz @DeludedDiaz]

@BorrachinhaMMA Welcome back Paulo. You put on a great performance, can’t wait to see an active 2024💪🏼

[MacMally 🍀 @MacMallyMMA]

*Paulo Costa invites Robert Whittaker to trade in the pocket down two rounds*

Robert Whittaker:

#UFC298

[Deluded Diaz @DeludedDiaz]

@the3els @KeithGalvin Hope you enjoyed your time here. You’re always welcome back any time🇮🇪💚

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

falling tv prices have really ushered in a golden age of rage-breaking flat screens content. if your buddy did this to your tv back in 2004 you’d take him out back and shoot him.

[Oscar Willis @oscarwillismma]

Alexander Volkanovski answers the question: "Am I too old?

(via @sportsbetcomau)

[Deluded Diaz @DeludedDiaz]

@SpinninBackfist It was a no lose situation for Volk going into the fight. Get a permanent pay increase, get a chance to even be a loss against the P4P No. 1 and if you lose, no one holds it against you because it was on 11 days notice. I can see why he took the chance

[🌴ᴛʜᴇᴀʀᴛᴏꜰᴡᴀʀ🌴 @TheArtOfWar6]

No one:

Charles Oliveira just minutes before getting a submission win:

[Deluded Diaz @DeludedDiaz]

Me at 5:30am watching this #UFC297

[Deluded Diaz @DeludedDiaz]

Is this Rose-Carla 2 levels? #UFC297

[Deluded Diaz @DeludedDiaz]

@aaronbronsteter Neither of them are showing championship potential

[Deluded Diaz @DeludedDiaz]

Is damage trumps all, I think the Turtle might have took it #UFCVegas83

[Deluded Diaz @DeludedDiaz]

Well this couldn’t be foreshadowing for the card to come, could it? #UFCVegas83

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

Anthony Bourdain on what he would do to Henry Kissinger, and why he despised him so much