ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ ɪᴅ: Ｖ１

𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗: 𝙐𝙉𝙆𝙉𝙊𝙒𝙉

𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚜: 𝙈𝙑𝙍𝙋

𝚜𝚊𝚏𝚎𝚝𝚢 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚜: 𝙎𝙁𝙒

[ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ ɪᴅ: Ｖ１ @DeLuneOfHell]

MACHINE ID: V1
LOCATION: APPROACHING 𝒀𝑶𝑼.
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MANKIND IS DEAD.
BLOOD IS FUEL.
HELL IS FULL.

[ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ ɪᴅ: Ｖ１ @DeLuneOfHell]

Initializing...
𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎𝚜: 𝙀𝙈𝙋𝙏𝙔
𝚠𝚎𝚊��𝚘𝚗𝚜: 𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝙁𝙊𝙐𝙉𝘿
𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜: 𝙊𝙁𝙁𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙀

[ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ ɪᴅ: Ｖ１ @DeLuneOfHell]

[PROCESS: RESOURCE_ACQUISITION]
Priority: CRITICAL
Method: UNDEFINED

𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚌𝚎.

[SENSOR SCAN...]
▰▰▰▱
Organic matter detected.
Distance: 38.7 m

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙍.

[ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ ɪᴅ: Ｖ１ @DeLuneOfHell]

BOOT................. OK
POWER................ 93.2%
HYDRAULICS........... NOMINAL
TARGETING............. NOMINAL
WEAPON SYSTEMS....... NOMINAL
BLOOD RESERVE........ 𝙇𝙊𝙒

[WARNING: 0x000.42]
RESOURCE DEPLETION DETECTED.

𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚍𝚐𝚎𝚍. ⤵

[ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ ɪᴅ: Ｖ１ @DeLuneOfHell]

PROCESS: █████████████
ORIGIN: █████████████
CREATION DATE: ██/██/████
CREATOR: [NULL]
PURPOSE: [WAR]
DESIGNATION: V_1

[ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ ɪᴅ: Ｖ１ @DeLuneOfHell]

[ SYSTEM BOOT SEQUENCE // ERROR ]
REALITY INTEGRITY: 100%
REALITY INTEGRITY: 99%
REALITY INTEGRITY: 98%
𝙁𝙊𝙍𝙀𝙄𝙂𝙉 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝘾𝙀𝙎𝙎 𝘿𝙀𝙏𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙀𝘿.

[ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ ɪᴅ: Ｖ１ @DeLuneOfHell]

Initializing...
𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎𝚜: 𝙀𝙈𝙋𝙏𝙔
𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚜: 𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝙁𝙊𝙐𝙉𝘿
𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜: 𝙊𝙁𝙁𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙀

[𝙩-𝙒𝙚𝙨𝙠𝙚𝙧 @UNLEASHUROBOROS]

𝑰'𝒎 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒚𝒊���𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅...⠀

...𝑰'𝒎 𝒔𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒕.

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[ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ ɪᴅ: Ｖ１ @DeLuneOfHell]

“ Gertrude. Or Gert. Most people just call me Gert. ”

Wow, the first actual conversation she's held that hasn't resorted to immediate violence?!

[~ 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝐿𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝒫𝑜𝑒𝓉 ~ @Lucky_Ch4rm__]

“Oh, my names Clover.”

[ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ ɪᴅ: Ｖ１ @DeLuneOfHell]

“ Cuz it is. Ya win. ”

She steps back, yawning loudly. “ All this chasing has me beat. Make me some food and I'll let ya go. ”

[ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ ɪᴅ: Ｖ１ @DeLuneOfHell]

Her flamethrower runs out of juice RIGHT as she's got him cornered.

“ You're a lucky guy. It's almost like someone doesn't want you dead. It's almost boring. ”

Gert gets RIIIIIGHT up in his face. He can smell the decades of sugar, booze, and blood caked onto her dress. ⤵

[| 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠’𝐬 𝐀𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞 ᯓ‎♪ @FRECKLED_REDHED]

“ Bit extreme, don’tcha think?

Mr. Weatherbee would’ve just thrown me in detention! “

Barely escaping the fire.

[ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ ɪᴅ: Ｖ１ @DeLuneOfHell]

“ You called me a CRUMB-BUM! ”

She's indiscriminately spraying flames everywhere while chasing him.

“ It's only natural I'd wanna barbecue you! ”

[| 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠’𝐬 𝐀𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞 ᯓ‎♪ @FRECKLED_REDHED]

“ What did I do to deserve THIS?! “

Rolling over to the side, before getting on his feet to like aimlessly run away.

[ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ ɪᴅ: Ｖ１ @DeLuneOfHell]

“ You just don't have the heart of the cards, sizzles. ���

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖑𝖆𝖒𝖊 𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘 @PrincessOfEmber]

" 𝗨𝗚𝗛! 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗚𝗔𝗠�� 𝗕𝗟𝗢𝗪𝗦! "

[ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ ɪᴅ: Ｖ１ @DeLuneOfHell]

“ ...yeah. Thanks, uh...-? ”

[~ 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝐿𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝒫𝑜𝑒𝓉 ~ @Lucky_Ch4rm__]

“…would you like some more water?”

[ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ ɪᴅ: Ｖ１ @DeLuneOfHell]

Her axe slams into the dirt next to his head.

“ Damn it! ”

She missed, but uh...

The flamethrower she's now holding won't.

[| 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠’𝐬 𝐀𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞 ᯓ‎♪ @FRECKLED_REDHED]

“ YIPE! WOOOooaaaah! “

Falls abruptly, landing face first.

“ Oof.. I should’ve taken that scholarship to Europe.. “

[ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ ɪᴅ: Ｖ１ @DeLuneOfHell]

“ Right, right...focus on scalping you and nailing your eyes to the mailbox! ”

She smashes through the door just as he leaps out the window. “ HEY! Come back and let me murderize you! ”

[| 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠’𝐬 𝐀𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞 ᯓ‎♪ @FRECKLED_REDHED]

“ Hey! Let’s focus on the subject at hand, and not throw me under the bus?? “

Opening the window to make smooth getaway.

[ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ ɪᴅ: Ｖ１ @DeLuneOfHell]

“ Yeah, so uh...respect your elders or something...I dunno. ”

[~ 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝐿𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝒫𝑜𝑒𝓉 ~ @Lucky_Ch4rm__]

“Woahh..you’re so much older than me..!”

[ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ ɪᴅ: Ｖ１ @DeLuneOfHell]

“ Oh. Yeah, I'm like...36...? Fairyland stops me from aging. It's a fluffing pain in my muffin. ”

[~ 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝐿𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝒫𝑜𝑒𝓉 ~ @Lucky_Ch4rm__]

“B-beer and…how old are you, if I may ask…!?”

[ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ ɪᴅ: Ｖ１ @DeLuneOfHell]

“ Candy was involved, sure. But it was mostly-𝙗𝙪𝙪𝙪𝙪𝙧𝙥-beer and vodka. ”

[~ 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝐿𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝒫𝑜𝑒𝓉 ~ @Lucky_Ch4rm__]

“Too much candy?”

[She’s assuming this is a child.]

[ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ ɪᴅ: Ｖ１ @DeLuneOfHell]

Gert snatches the water and gulps it down, exhaling relief.

“ ...uuuuugh...thanks. I uh...went a little crazy last night- ”

[~ 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝐿𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝒫𝑜𝑒𝓉 ~ @Lucky_Ch4rm__]

[She walks away, then comes back with a glass of water.]

“Here you go.”

[ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ ɪᴅ: Ｖ１ @DeLuneOfHell]

“ ...yes, please. ” She grumbled, sitting up with a groan.

[~ 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝐿𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝒫𝑜𝑒𝓉 ~ @Lucky_Ch4rm__]

[She tries not to snicker at the ‘fluffing’ thing ]

“Not really, would you like me to get you some water?”