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town hall 15 | ball apprentice

[delusionAL @delusionnnAL]

Can’t wait for the Vikings Super Bowl parade in February

[That Hurts @That_Hurts]

-Flashes the ball to the defense to let them know he still has it.
-1 yard gain
-Glazed on social media for it

Pretty much sums up Joe Burrows tenure

[delusionAL @delusionnnAL]

@Larsona_5 A personal addition from me would be the chargers Thursday night football game from this past season. I really felt like shit after that one

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

Ant's birthday & #NBADunkWeek???

YOU'RE WELCOME.

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

Anthony Edwards - LaMelo Ball - Olivia Miles in the same gym putting in work. 🔥

(via @Timberwolves)

[delusionAL @delusionnnAL]

Why does jameson Williams get so much hype

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Respect Nine

[delusionAL @delusionnnAL]

I dare someone to tell me the Vikings made a mistake with sam darnold again. Let’s go nine

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

A GRAND WAY TO END THE HOMESTAND!!!

[delusionAL @delusionnnAL]

@MySportsUpdate Worst jerseys I’ve ever seen they better not make me watch these on prime time

[delusionAL @delusionnnAL]

I don’t know if I’m gonna be able to shake this cigarette phase I’m going through right now. This one’s gonna stick with me for life

[delusionAL @delusionnnAL]

@OrevaZSN Making cocktails shithead

[Chris Cillizza @ChrisCillizza]

I am 6'3".

I NEVER recline my seat.

You shouldn't either.

Don't be the worst.

[delusionAL @delusionnnAL]

Tactical slayer (swat) in halo is the best game mode/video game ever made. NUFD

[Chase Pletcher @ChasePletcher4]

Is america the only country that has this brand of dweeb. Or are there French citizens that are just like “Paraguay for me tonight!”

[delusionAL @delusionnnAL]

I’d like to be the first person to declare this the worst trade in NBA history. Officially placing the Rudy gobert trade firmly at number 2

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BLOCKBUSTER: The Boston Celtics have agreed to trade Jaylen Brown to the Philadelphia 76ers for Paul George, two first-round picks and two second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.

[FanDuel @FanDuel]

Minnesota is THE place to be:

⭐️ LaMelo Ball & Anthony Edwards
⭐️ Kirill Kaprizov & Quinn Hughes
⭐️ Napheesa Collier & Olivia Miles
⭐️ Byron Buxton & Joe Ryan
⭐️ Justin Jefferson & J.J. McCarthy

[delusionAL @delusionnnAL]

It is 2026 why the fuck do I have to carry my drivers license around with me

[delusionAL @delusionnnAL]

@AdamSchefter The browns are 1000% going to pick him up

[delusionAL @delusionnnAL]

I-494 is the worst interstate freeway in the WORLD

[delusionAL @delusionnnAL]

You could make a horror movie about this hangover I have today