Sam

Won't censor myself to comfort your ignorance. Art Enthusiast. John Ronald Reuel Tolkein Fanatic. 10/26 📚

[Sam @DelusionsOfTime]

They'll tell tales about how you ended our Premier League draught my captain

[رُمح 🇵🇰 @ta__j_]

هندية مُسلمة في ولاية راجاستان #الهند تُدعى "رشما" كانت تمشي وهي محجبه وبالخطأ دخلت منطقة هندوس فأنهالوا عليها بالضرب وكبلوها وقادوها الى منطقة معزولة واغتصبوها بشكل جماعي وهذه لحظة إيجادها وهي لاتستطيع المشي بسبب ماواجهت.

[lawen4cer 🏴‍☠️ @lawen4cer]

Deutschland vor 30 Jahren

[PaulBettany22 @QuantK22]

World cups on and guys can’t get Arsenal off their minds. Unfortunately this motion cannot be replicated

[Cisgender Mahal 🍉🏳️‍🌈 @jennmint]

This is the fakest shit I’ve ever seen 🤣🤣🤣

[Sam @DelusionsOfTime]

Only thing he can beat are his girlfriends btw. Hope he khs.

[TNT Sports @tntsports]

Alexander Zverev has his sights set on becoming world number one 🤩

[bONGO🪻 @wariocolosseum]

nobody is falling for this LMAOOOOOO

[Sam @DelusionsOfTime]

Normies fucking love their World Cup.

[shine ♀ @ladymysticalwmn]

Men who say "women strip naked in front of the camera when they need money, men do hard labor when they need money" ignore these women and erase their existence because they don't serve men's misogynistic and reactionary narratives

[Sam @DelusionsOfTime]

I remember how down bad Hass was over her @Flaminiesta @L1zzozette_

[Redd @ReddCinema]

‘13 Reasons Why’ premiered 9 years ago

[SPIKE⚡ @SpikeTweets_14]

"City has never lost the title while on top of the table in April"

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

He has 10x more than the highest estimates of how much Bruce Wayne has yet he has never helped a single person out of kindness

[TaglesTopGuy 🇻🇦 @TaglesTopGuy]

Men cope about female tourists being prostitutes because they don't have the money, discipline, or agency to go travel themselves.

[Sam @SamMufc7]

No way 😂

[North Bank Nadim @NorthBankNadim]

Why do Chelsea fans need to go back 12 years to feel good about their dogshit club?

[Jon Kent @jonkentcomrade]

Fuck you and your pink washing. You don't get to commit genocide you fascist fuck.

[Sam @DelusionsOfTime]

@thatLusailNight Bro negl I'm not bothered at all let them have their little happy moments 😂

[Sam @DelusionsOfTime]

Another trophy added to the glorious cabinet to go along side Bruno's assist record

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

What made this win so sweet was that we ended their 23-game home league unbeaten streak. 😂😂

[Michaela @mimizima_]

2026 is so stupid I can’t believe we get to watch the myth of Narcissus play out in real time on our handheld devices

[Sam @DelusionsOfTime]

@dukester_94 Bro we're so gargantuan Madrid fans are one their knees for our players and we are dragging our balls on their face like "we'll listen to offers buddy show me the money" 😭

[DK @dukester_94]

I remember when we used to hype up random underserved wins in the banter era. Instead of celebrating trophies.

How times have changed.