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King Robert Baratheon.
@DEM0NTRIDENT
Only ONE MAN in Westeros has EVER outdrank him.
King's Landing.
Joined October 2026
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100 Followers
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MY WIFE ASKED IF I DID THE DISHES. I YELLED "RHAEGAR TARGARYEN" SHE SMILED, AS SHE KNEW THEY WERE WASHED.
@northmanwarden Do I need some intention to speak to my friend plainly? The years have turned you sensitive.
Remembering the good old days. Fuck, wasn't I a gem? Ha. Take me back.
@northmanwarden Gods, I'm not trying to be cruel to you, Ned. Can't help that I'm just trying to get it through your stubborn fucking head.
@northmanwarden Seven fucking hells, don't do that. You want me to keep my mouth shut, I'll do it. But no, I can't give you my damned blessing. I've got none to give. Not when you could do better. It's my fuckin' job as your 'oldest friend' to say what no one else has got the balls to.
@northmanwarden I never had to watch you parade her around like some prize. You couldn't even give her a second glance as boys! Now, you've got this .. this man hanging off your every word. Ha! No, that's right. It's you, hanging off him like some doe-eyed maiden. I've got no time for it.
@northmanwarden Don't give me that horseshit, Eddard. If you've got to view it as some duty to me just to drag your ass here, then do it. But don't talk to me like I'm someone else. Not you.
@northmanwarden Only just wed. Only just wed. Yeah, you're quite the fuckin' pair. Fine, then. Then you've got no excuse to not come visit your king.
@northmanwarden SUNSPEAR???? OF ALL FUCKING PLACES? I THOUGHT YOU AND THAT TWAT WERE DONE.
@northmanwarden Oh, come off it. If you blow enough smoke up my ass, I'll puff up like a chimney. You're the gem, Ned. Shame you're stuck up in that frozen wasteland.
@goldenkingslayr IN YOUR DREAMS, JAMES.
GIRLS WHO POOP BITCHES THAT SHIT
@goldenkingslayr THERE WILL BE NO BUSTING AROUND HERE.
@goldenkingslayr I'll believe that when I see it! Haha!
@goldenkingslayr You call me Rob again, I'll have your cock cut off and sent to your sister.
@goldenkingslayr DICK ALL IN YO STOMACH.
WE HAVE TO KILL JAMES LANNISTER.
robert baratheon i cant wait to have your feet touching my ceiling, with my tongue d*** ** ** *** while i kiss all on yo boar
@goldenkingslayr Does this scare you?
@AERIONTARG4RYEN IS YOU GON TELL ON MEEEEE
IF I BUST THAT BURGER OPEN IS YOU GON TELL ON ME
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