If you’ve let a social media post stop you from doing something you enjoy I perceive you as a lower life form I’m sorry.
Oh the faceless goons on my shitfeed think what I’m doing is cringe, grow up.
ME AND MY DOG UNDERWENT THE PROCEDURE AMD WE ARE NOW ONE. I HAVE FUSED WITH MY DOG. HE CAN WALK ON TWO FEET AND I CAN BARK LIKE CRAZY. WE HAVE THE PROPORTIONATE STRENGTH OF A DOG AND A MAN AND WE WILL KILL YOU