Captain Shitpiss

Punk, funk and skunk. And being a starship captain.

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My back hurts like a bitch.
I think I have an omfort in my disc.

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Hahaha, Twitter.

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@Dan_Stitches agreed. My complete ignorance of "issues and stuff" would serve only to show me for the fool I am.

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@Dan_Stitches I wasn't. I wouldn't. I don't know enough about it to know who allowed what. I was speaking generally.

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@Dan_Stitches I get your point. But most of those involved are dead, surely? I don't agree with accepting responsibility for others folly.

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@Dan_Stitches I'm not taking responsibility for shit.

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@Tom_Blag I imagine that's how it would go for me as well.

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@Tom_Blag I've heard nothing but praise for the US version, buy I cannot find it in myself to expect much.

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@Tom_Blag I hope you mean the British one.

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Always a laugh to see the replies on the pope's most,recent tweet.

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@AndrewJBreeds fair enough, really.

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@AndrewJBreeds the people opposite may take offense.

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It's been a while since I checked twitter. I forgot how much Mark Hoppus makes me laugh first thing in the morning.

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@Dan_Stitches oh I bet it was hilarious there.

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@Dan_Stitches where was this? I spent a couple of hours watching and laughing as people did the same on Rose Lane.

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@Tom_Blag @Dan_Stitches I love that fact too. I had to go home and charge my phone halfway through then go back and film more.

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@Pontifex rediscover the beauty of children?

[Jessie @VHSandwich]

Baths are medieval filth cauldrons.

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@Gerrrmz I'm sure he's down with milking boys. What you should ask him is if he can think of a more delicate way of putting it.