__demiladeee__❤🌸

ig: __demiladeee__ xoxo, God’s girl 💗

[__demiladeee__❤🌸 @Demiladee__]

Been a hot minute!! Emphasis on the hot 🤭

[꙳•✡︎ @CELLPHONECRYING]

how are cows and chickens not extinct? we eat them mfs like bags of chips

[Rita Sunshine @1RitaSunshine]

You will be saving my mom just by reposting 🤲🏻

[Daisy @DaizyZeeX]

Maybe i am too woke 🤷🏻‍♀️ but I'm actually glad birth rates are declining. Not because children are a burden, but because more people are finally realising they're not fit to be parents and that's a far kinder decision than bringing a child into a life they're not prepared for.

[Ugbede @ugbede_ugbede]

Why you dey type all this long epistle, she go beat you?

Hello @Tyllaaaaaaa we don’t want you in our kantry

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

Tyla canceled her Lagos show, thank you. For her lovers here in Nigeria, go to South Africa to see her🫶🏽❤️

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

We gotta start walking in places and loudly saying “$20 for a SANDWICH????” and then immediately walking back out

[bigyazz ⛧ @yazzxv]

isabelle bordji said fuck gravity with these heels

[FS YUSUF @FSYusuff]

Peller has gotten more gifts from billionaires than the boys who won Olympiad Mathematics competitions.

Olodo uprising

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

you put 16 items on the table cashier gon ask if you want a bag like nah ima just shove all this shit up my ass

[co-creator with God. 🥼🩺 @MaryRoseMalomo]

You are a pedophile and you should be in freaking jail.

[wande @blaccmajek]

The fact that Tyla even had the audacity to add Lagos to her tour dates is a huge disrespect to Nigerians and a big embarrassment for the people we call our leaders.

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

When you say draw what do you mean? Jesus Christ what talent is this

[Kush @kushika_twt]

The level of marketing these days is insane.

[MAPLE SYRUP BADDIE @dabiggbaee]

Y’all play with these salons, I don’t. I booked an appointment for 530pm on Wednesday, without any notice I got a notification that it was rescheduled to 1pm on that day. I called, she said she can move it back to 530, nah cancel it cause you should’ve asked me first.

[Shadow @DotunRCA]

You never know what people are doing in their house or during product meetings

[🇨🇲NOBLE BAFOU 💼 @martialk237]

Samsung J’espère que c’est netflix qui veut s’ouvrir hein

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

Tyla having a show in Lagos after the whole xenophobia shit show from her country,shows one thing, Nigerians don’t stand for anything.

[Aliyu @aliiyu__]

Finally tried matcha today. It’s not as bad as you guys make it out to be. It’s worse.

[Moonlight🌙🤍 @Precioustumii]

I don’t understand
Did the stew pour away?

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Listen to your body.”

My body: Delete Microsoft Teams. Delete Outlook. Lie down for 8–10 hours. Touch grass. Roll around in the grass. Eat some grass. You’re a cow now