Democratic Statistics™

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📰From the Heart of Fort Union...
To our antennas in Prosperity Falls! 📡

Democratic Statistics™ announces an official collaboration with the Super Citizen's Bulletin!

From now on, every Sunday, you will receive the latest edition of this exceptional newspaper!

We will like to thanks Chucho, the Editor-in-Chief of the Super Citizen's Bulletin, to let us publish his newspaper!

So in this time of rampant misinformation, two of the most democratic news outlets go together to bring you the truth of the galaxy!

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📈🕊️MATAR BAY SECURED - JET BRIGADE DESTROYED - MEISSA UNDER ATTACK🕊️📈

The Helldivers have successfully stopped the Jet Brigade advance towards the Magma Worlds, destroying the unit after only 1 victory.

Matar Bay still stands as a message to every enemy in the galaxy that no matter what 'impossible' odds our enemies throw at us, nothing can beat liberty.

In a desperate movement, the bots have launch an attack on Meissa, with a rather small invasion force (Level 13). And the Incineration Corps unit stationed on Mekbuda has moved to Aurora Bay with unknown objectives.

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@VoiceCyberstan Talking about dead units while you have 103 Billion scrap toasters dead

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@VoiceCyberstan Address the Helldiver in the room (before it kills you 2 seconds later!)

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Calypso, Meridia, Malevelon Creek, Gaellivare...

And also, your 'revolution' has been going on for 2 years and the most significant thing you have done is:
- Try to kill children (and lose)
- Attack Emeria twice (and lose)
- Try to destroy the DSS (and lose)
- Try to retake Malevelon Creek (and lose 2 times)
- Try to protect your home planet (and lose)
and so on.

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@LocalHeretek I know 😎
But you know who wins more often? SUPER EARTH!
Defect today! (We have Taco Tuesday and Pizza Sundays!)

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⚠️⬅️CHOOHE FALLS - JET BRIGADE ON MATAR BAY - CHARBAL-VII DEFENDED⬅️⚠️

The Choohe system has fallen to the barbaric assault that the Jet Brigade led yesterday.

Today, Matar Bay has come under attack by the Jet Brigade, together with a 900% increased Hulk deployments.

Meanwhile, the Helldivers have successfully repelled the attack on Charbal-VII, securing the Megafactory from falling to the hands to the robot threat.

After this victory, Super Destroyers started flooding Matar Bay's orbit, with main Helldiver efforts focuses on the Town known as Isegoria.

Although current predictions expect a Helldiver failure, the town liberation are expected to be just enough to win, but this rises the question: Will the Helldivers have enough time to make this work?

Our greatest heroes are currently in race against time to liberate Isegoria and advance on the countryside before time runs out and Matar Bay is lost.

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@PopCrave I see how it is...

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@Med1_D1v3r one of the best OST that Helldivers has is NOT going to be used in the least interesting warbond ever released (i refuse to acknowledge the existence of Chemical Agents)

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@StabbedAtWH what did you do to get stabbed at a Waffle House

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⚠️❗️NEW 'FACTION?' SPOTTED❗️⚠️

API CHANGES SPOTTED / MOX DISSAPEARS AND REAPPERS ON BIG ROCK / OASIS PLANETS 'MESSED UP'

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⚠️ALERT! ALERT!⚠️

FTL LINES BROKEN - NEW PLANETS SPOTTED - EXOSTORMS ON SENGE 23 - ALERT - ALERT

"NEW WISDOW / NEW INSIGHT" SPOTTED

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@Med1_D1v3r WE ARE DOING OUR BEST
Since this morning's 'problem', we've been quite busy 😬

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⚠️🏭CHOOHE UNDER SIEGE BY THE JET BRIGADE🏭⚠️

The Jet Brigade, which not long ago resurfaced on Aurora Bay, has attacked the Choohe system, which was bravely liberated by the Helldivers a month ago.

The Jet Brigade is expected to continue to attack planets until they reach the Magma planets, this MO's objective.

As usual, a Level 40 invasion has struck the colony, however, this only lasts 24 hours, instead of the usual 48.

In addition, ground units have reported a "sudden increase in Hulk deployments, with a presence of this unit being 300% greater than normal.

The Lacaille Sector is under threat once more, will you protect it Helldiver?

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XYGOS 'LOST'?
STRANGE STATISTICS SPOTTED

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⚠️ALERT! ALERT!⚠️

FTL LINES BROKEN - NEW PLANETS SPOTTED - EXOSTORMS ON SENGE 23 - ALERT - ALERT

"NEW WISDOW / NEW INSIGHT" SPOTTED

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⚠️🌀ALERT - EXOSTORMS ON HYDROBIUS - URGENT LIBERATION ORDER ISSUED🌀⚠️

While Helldivers efforts are focused on the bot front, the Illuminates are trying to expand 'The Void' once more, building Exospires on te Hydrobius system.

The Hydrobius system is at critical risk of falling to the strange region of space.

Due to the current Major Order centered around the Magma Worlds, the Helldivers must make a decision, save Hydrobius or the Magma Worlds.

Galaxy's destiny depends on you Helldiver, what will you choose?

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⚠️⛏️BOT OFFENSIVE TOWARDS THE MAGMA WORLDS⛏️⚠️

The Cyborgs [leadership] have launched a tyrannical offensive to take the mineral-rich worlds of K and Fury, liberated by the Helldivers after liberating Choepessa IV.

The Cyborg leadership is seeking these planets for one reason, and one reason only: The Production of more Cyborgs.

This planet hosted critical bio-liquid processing facilities, with were used to produce to half-human monstrosities we fight against.

Although intel is scarce about why is the Cyborg leadership are seeking these planets now, Democratic Statistics™ analysts have a theory that was already thought months ago, they are gathering materials for the automaton's Star of Peace.

Due to Super Earth's regulations on media, we are not allowed to share any details, but just keep that in mind.

The Helldivers must ensure that K and Fury remain under the Federation's control until next Monday.

Don't let the Cyborg empire expand a single inch.

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📈🕊️RIRGA BAY SAVED - VOID CONTAINED ONCE MORE🕊️📈

The Helldivers have done what was deemed 'impossible' at one point, they have liberated Rirga Bay, saving the planet from becoming part of 'The Void'.

The Illuminate suffer the 8th defeat (counting the siege of Elysian Meadows) in less than a month, proving once again that no one can defy liberty and win.

The Void has been contained once again, showing the Squids that no matter what they do, they will never stop Liberty's light from shining.

NOTE: The Exostorm has been dissipated after the destruction of all Exospires in the planet, Helldivers Companion hasn't changed the planet status yet.