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⚠️🕊️VOID SOURCE PLANET LIBERATED - VOID COLLAPSED🕊️⚠️

Victory, today, day 23rd of August of 2186, at around 18:56 SEST, the last traces of Illuminate occupation were successfully wiped out of the Void Source Planet.

This started a total collapse of 'The Void', which consisted of several phases:

First, a total retreat from the outer edges, New Stockholm and Alamak VII were the first planets to be given back to our galaxy, followed by Alaraph and Asperoth Prime, cutting off Genesis Prime and Oasis.

Then, the Second Phase, total outer edge retreat, then Herthon Secundus, and the final recently occupied planet, Karlia, was freed.

Following by the 'Void Core planets' liberation, Heze Bay and Alairt III were the first to be liberated from The Void (not the Illuminate!), quickly followed by Hydrobius, leaving 'The Void' as a little 'noodle'.

Final phase, total collapse and Seasse's liberation, Keid and Sangis exited 'The Void', leaving Senge 23 and Seasse as the last bastion of tyranny. at 7:18pm SEST, Senge 23 exited 'The Void'.

Before Seasse's freedom, Appropriators units started retreated en-masse, and SEAF units relocated to Alaraph and Karlia.

And finally, at 7:26 SEST, 'The Void' left Seasse, being this the last time The Void was seen in our galaxy.

The Current future of the Illuminate front is unknown, but one thing is sure: There is no region of space that liberty's light cannot reach.

For Super Earth!

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⚠️🚨HELLDIVERS ENTER THE VOID - SUPER EARTH CHARGES INTO THE UNKNOWN🚨⚠️

The Helldivers are leading the charge into the Void, this unknown place of space is being pierced by the galaxy's finest.

Thousands of Super Destroyers are being transported to the Void from the Warp Relay Station on Rirga Bay, marking this as the first Helldivers' intergalactic travel.

For the first time in Super Earth's history, the Helldivers are ordered to liberate space outside of the Milky Way.

3 landing spots have been identified, UVP Gamma, UVP Alpha, and Senge 23.

UVP Gamma resembles the Oasis planets, with the deadlands colors, of planets like Aesir Pass.

UVP Alpha, which some people say it's Sangis, resembles the latter, while the ground and the trees have some white spots in them.

Senge 23 doesn't seem to have any changes to its environment, despite being Voided before Sangis.

The Super Earth High Command has authorized the Heavy Deployment of SEAF troops to UVP Gamma, in which the Appropriators are in.

Senge 23 is being guarded by Mindless Masses, while UVP Alpha contains Vote Snatchers.

Democratic Statistics™ will continue to inform as more information becomes available.

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Here's my logo 20 times because I don't want to write today's news report.

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🔴🕊️| GRAND ERRANT LIBERATED: The Grand Errant system has been successfully liberated, and has successfully stopped all 3 attacks coming from it. Super Earth stands victorious.

This, together with our victories in Turing, Erata Prime and Terrek, have accounted for 5+1/7 victories needed for the completion of this MO.

However, the planets is still covered in Gloom spores although the TCS+ is operational.

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@NotyoBeewax 🥹🥹

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Would anybody want to join a war commanded by me 😃?

[Helldivers NOW @Helldivers_NOW]

You can now be JOEL https://t.co/9pe812gDFl

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@HelldiverGodGuy rude :(

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JUST IN: Gemma and Polaris Prime is now also under siege by latest reports coming from the systems.

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🔴⚠️| TCS+ COLLAPSE: The TCS+ Array on Grand Errant has reportedly collapsed following unknown problems hit the planets.

BREAKING: Grand Errant has become enveloped by the Gloom and it's attacking Acrux IX.

It has also become a Hive World by new reports.

[【TEAM-2 GAMING】Poodros📡👁 @Poodros]

"We are working really hard on the stratagem bounce fix, as a matter of fact we are working on it RIGHT NOW"

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@LastGraveRP Oh the image is not to be taken seriously, I tried to adapt the original image as much as possible.

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We're still waiting on your video of the illuminate
Okay, but now really:
This situation cannot be ignored anymore, if SES and Commissar Kai, which are normally peaceful youtuber, (with SES being the largest Helldivers youtuber) talking about this.

Arrowhead is really just disconnected from their community, not that they not understand, is that they barely actually talk with their playerbase.

They MUST talk to the more radical, less soft player, because if they just answer the people that go softer on them... Well, we'll get nowhere.

Vagueposting and 'ignoring the elephant in the room' is, statistically, the worst to address to this situation.

Basically this was a crisis waiting to happen, AH managed magically to avoid a total collapse in Into the Bugjust, and that was essentially delaying the inevitable.

However, we players must also push, and not surrender now, keep the pressure on them to force a change.

With this said, recurring to harassing people (it hasn't happened, but just in case) is not okay and it makes matters even worse.

I hate to see the game that I loved so much being in this state.

Thanks for reading.

-Democratically yours, Democratic Statistics™ CEO, from Prosperity Falls.

[Max0r @realMax0r]

one of my favorite video game bugs ever was when HD2 would crash every time you used a certain weapon because they tweaked accuracy for it, causing a value overload that crashed everyone. this would’ve been spotted if they played a single game with the weapon after changing it

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🔴⚔️| TERMINID ATTACK: The Terrek and Brilliance systems have come under attack following Bore Rock's fall.

Erata Prime is still under attack but expected to be defended within 9h and 30min of this post.

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⚠️- THIS POST HAS BEEN REVISED AND CORRECTED BY THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH / SUPER EARTH GOVERNMENT.

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🚨⚠️HIGH COMMAND DECLARES EMERGENCY - BUG FRONTLINE IN CRISIS⚠️🚨

Following our astonishing victory at the Fori Prime and the other 'Hive Worlds', the Terminids have launched a series of barbaric attacks against multiple worlds.

This planets count with the TCS+ however this system 𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙺𝚂 𝙿𝙴𝚁𝙵𝙴𝙲𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙽𝙾 𝙴𝚁𝚁𝙾𝚁𝚂 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝙱𝙴𝙴𝙽 𝚁𝙴𝙿𝙾𝚁𝚃𝙴𝙳.

Due to this overwhelming attack and the danger that the Noxious Strain poses to the Umlaut, Falstaff, Orion and other sectors, Super Earth High Command has declared a bio-hazard emergency on multiple localized spots.

An attack so large in scale cannot be allow to prosper, as it threatens the life many Super Earth citizens have fought so hard for. The Helldivers must act.

High Command has decisively declared a Major Order, with the name 'Containment' to put a stop to this series of assaults.

The Helldivers are ordered to defend our territory against 7 Terminids within a span of 5 days. (9th of November - 14th of November).

· Planets attacked as of November 9th:
- Bore Rock: Level 19 attack, with Heavy SEAF Presence and the Noxious Strain.

- Erata Prime: Level 38 attack, with Heavy SEAF Presence and the Noxious Strain.

- Turing: Level 30 attack, with Heavy SEAF Presence and the Noxious Strain and the Xenoentomology Center.

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@helldivers2 'Eagle-1 cannot hear your screams through 80 meters of bedrock' #watdatmean

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@Poodros the classical super earth defense while we were building the DSS
also true tho

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the new phact bay

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🪖🛡️| MASSIVE MOBILIZATION: The Strategic Directive has been won, and so, to uphold Super Earth's Security, High Command has authorized Heavy SEAF Deployments across all systems with the TCS+.

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🕊️🛡️| LIBERATION: The Achernar system has been successfully liberated, completing all the objectives needed for the Strategic Directive.

In half an hour Super Earth High Command will declare victory on this objective.