The Democrat Machine

Controlling things even when it doesn't feel like we control anything. Please direct all complaints to @RepJeffries, @ChuckSchumer & @kenmartin73.

[The Democrat Machine @DemocratMachine]

Hopefully the Chicago Pope sees the value in distributing patronage

[The Democrat Machine @DemocratMachine]

wow these early exit poll numbers about (thing that might not hold up once actual votes are reported)

[The Democrat Machine @DemocratMachine]

we're doubling down on coffee

[Chasten Glezman Buttigieg @Chasten]

🚨 🔥 HOLY 🐄 HEARING FROM VERIFIABLE SOURCES MORE COFFEE DOESN’T HELP ELECTION DAY DOOMSCROLL ANXIETY 🫠

[The Democrat Machine @DemocratMachine]

Good afternoon, bring us your anecdotal turnout reports

[The Democrat Machine @DemocratMachine]

Vote Early, Vote Often!

[The Democrat Machine @DemocratMachine]

We've always liked our friends in Iowa and have never doubted them whatsoever

[The Democrat Machine @DemocratMachine]

are the Decemberists playing this rally or something?

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Kamala Harris overflow crowd is getting bigger.

[The Democrat Machine @DemocratMachine]

there'll be polls closed exactly 7 days from right now

[The Democrat Machine @DemocratMachine]

Really wishing we actually paid to read major newspapers so we could cancel a subscription. They're not your friends, and they never were.

[The Democrat Machine @DemocratMachine]

@markos it's tough to outdraw the competition in a county that cast 3500 votes in 2020

[The Democrat Machine @DemocratMachine]

that didn't take long

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

McDonald's hamburgers linked to E. coli outbreak in the US https://t.co/oSzz2EgtRI

[The Democrat Machine @DemocratMachine]

our polling has him ahead among voters with an opinion about Arnold Palmer's dong

[The Democrat Machine @DemocratMachine]

who told her about the weather machine

[The Democrat Machine @DemocratMachine]

@joshtpm "Look, they do this on the BBC for election coverage, we can do it too"

[The Democrat Machine @DemocratMachine]

By watching the Vice Presidential debate, you all are now considered likely voters by pollsters

[The Democrat Machine @DemocratMachine]

"WAAAAHHHH YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY I'M LYING" - #VPDebate2024

[The Democrat Machine @DemocratMachine]

JD Vance is is like if Donald Trump had some degree of message discipline. A smooth liar.

[The Democrat Machine @DemocratMachine]

certainly a question to assume that the Vice President of the United States is gonna be the deciding voice here

[The Democrat Machine @DemocratMachine]

Happy 100th to President Carter!

[The Democrat Machine @DemocratMachine]

wonder how that happened, Newt

[CSPAN @cspan]

.@newtgingrich on Speaker Johnson and House GOP: "Over the last ten or twelve years you had a group grow up in the House Republican Party who think that voting no and getting nothing done is a victory."