Demon Di Maria

RIP evilkagawa. For now I shall rest *except no cock-a-sucking imitations*

[Demon Di Maria @DemonDiMaria]

First day at United van Gaal demand Di Maria passport. He say star player not need carry own passport.

Now I no why!

[Demon Di Maria @DemonDiMaria]

My English bad. Van Gaal ask Shinji to teach. He teach English good, become friend!

THEN HE SELL SHINJI?

He is how you say..COCK~Á~SUCKER!

[Demon Di Maria @DemonDiMaria]

Di Maria ~ 1 goal, 3 assist
Rooney ~ 1 goal, 3 hair on head

Play~á~making

[Demon Di Maria @DemonDiMaria]

7 day ago I make biggest mistake of life. I no listen advice. Now it to late.

Why I leave Di Maria lunchbox alone same room as Anderson?