Samson

The name's Samson! I'm the badass parasite of yer worst nightmares~! Gahahaha!- W-Wait, kid- get those scissors away from m-me! | Skullgirls RP

[Samson @DemonicTress]

@BirdieBombarda "I've got eyes y'know- I can see myself just fine!" (A mirror would be kinda nice though.)

[Samson @DemonicTress]

"Quit brooding for once snake, live a little! Oh wait-"

[Leviathan @ContielloDrake]

"Samson.."

[Samson @DemonicTress]

@SamsonsHost "/Kinky/!" {Samson proceeds to obnoxiously laugh at his own joke}

[Samson @DemonicTress]

@BirdieBombarda "Bathing... W-We don't talk about that!"

[Samson @DemonicTress]

@SamsonsHost "You loved that week and you know it! Hey hey remember this one- whaddya' call unruly horny hair?"

[Samson @DemonicTress]

"I smell a rat...

And a dead snake. Damn it Levi, get back underground!"

[Samson @DemonicTress]

@BirdieBombarda "Hell yeah! Just look at how silky n' smooth I am. No weave could pull off /my/ style!"

[Samson @DemonicTress]

@SamsonsHost "Don't get 'yer panties in a knot kid, I'll keep quiet when necessary." {Cue rimshot in the distance}

[Samson @DemonicTress]

@BirdieBombarda "HOW MANY TIME'S DO I HAFTA' I'M NOT FAKE! I'M A HUNDRED PERCENT NATURAL!"

[Samson @DemonicTress]

@SamsonsHost "Well I can't breathe under tha' thing! How else am I supposed to kick ass and eat?"

[Samson @DemonicTress]

"It does. It speaks in binary code and makes shitty puns. You've been warned."

[Samson @DemonicTress]

"TRY ME RUNT, I'LL RIP OFF THOSE CLOTHES HANGERS YA' CALL ARMS!" @BirdieBombarda

[Samson @DemonicTress]

“@SamsonsHost: @DemonicTress "Wha-"”

"Oh, hey kid... Ya' got anything to eat?"

[Samson @DemonicTress]

@BirdieBombarda "Whazzat? What's time matter t' me- I'm an immoral parasite!"

[Samson @DemonicTress]

"Well it's not like it ain't true."

[Eliza @CrimsonScourge]

I was in the headlines for that, you know.

[Samson @DemonicTress]

{Eats Filia's hat and unceremoniously screams to make his presence known.}
"GYRAAAAAAUGHHHHHH!!"

[Samson @DemonicTress]

{Mumbles in his sleep} M'not a weave...

[Samson @DemonicTress]

@ContielloDrake "GAAAAAAAAHHGH- m-My ends! I SWEAR IF YOU EAT THEM ILL KILL YOU!" {Samson squirms frantically in an attempt to save himself}