DemonJim

Founder, chief engineer and preparer of tea at DemonStudios Ltd. See @DemonStudios for GameDev stuff. Likes cars, and tea.

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@OdohertyI64991 True. Also, you never hear Chief Brody ever being called by his name. It is only mentioned in jaws_first_draft_v0.0.1.doc but was deleted in v0.0.2. It’s a bit like Marwood and Withnail & I.

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Imagine ticking the “stay signed in” box and it actually staying signed in. #FantasyLand

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Also, please stop throwing bins near cars. Sure, throw them at people all you need, but please respect the automobile.

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All this bin throwing was instigated by the company who makes those big vinyl house number stickers.

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@cleanupbritain @_GeorgeFinch @bbcmtd They might be doing this with Very High Frequency.

NOTE: this is merely a registration number plate joke, I'm not in any way suggesting they have done this repeatedly at regular, predictable intervals.
Also note: They are morons, it costs nothing for the public to use the tip.

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I always pictured him driving his Vectra up and down the country like Alan Partridge when he became a travelling salesman rehearsing his pitch on the motorway. Living the dream (ie a job where you get to spend all day driving without getting robbed / vommed on)

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Just realised it’s ages since I’ve seen that wine bottle opener fella advert. If you don’t get this reference, we can’t be friends.

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I guess they sold them all. It might not have been an opener but one of those bottle tops where you can pump pressure back into it for later use. Or a big set that does everything. He was so slick, it was all so well rehearsed. Hope to see a stupid AI version of it soon.

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@TheInternetFish I want him to reply and say how it’s 360 if you consider the position on the roundabout and not the bearing of the car but then I would tell him to shush and we would all laugh

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@TheInternetFish Brilliant, how can he stay calm dealing with that? Though she actually did a 180 at the roundabout not a 360, so I’m marking his teaching down for that geometric error.

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Also, presumably, trousers. #Trousers

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Pretty sure I got bitten by a horsefly last weekend on the leg and it actually looks like I’ve been shot (no pics, too horrific)

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This is why they invented the indoors and put roofs and windows on cars. #TheIndoorPeople

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@patcondell So tragic isn’t it. Also not watched any BBC “satire” for a long time and I am one more smug clip like this away from cancelling my licence for good.

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Anyone want to join my new UK religion Glockism that legally permits nay requires Glockists to carry around two Glocks? Don't be so Glockphobic, Glockphobes.

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@liorsela Never knew the key cards were that big

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I really don’t fully understand A/C electricity. I had no idea that the Neutral and Earth are connected together on the grid side. And properties sometimes, especially with EV chargers, have their own Earth, literally being a big metal rod in the ground. #BigRods

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TIL about PEN faults.

No not when a Bic leaks red into your shirt pocket, but when the Protected Earth and Neutral conductor fails, then a fault in your own appliance can mean any metal casing (which is Earthed) can become Live, where its only path to Earth is through you.

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The ads annoyed me at first because blatant AI fakery but tbh I’m totally fine seeing them for some reason.

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Has anyone actually bought one of those inflatable convertible chairs?