"Oreo" still can’t believe @elonmusk hasn’t noticed she “borrowed” one of his rockets.
That tiny top-10 wanted felon chihuahua had us halfway to orbit before the interstellar galactic police even caught up. She spotted the flashing lights in her rear-view solar array, ears pinned back, tiny paws gripping the controls... and instead of pulling over like a good girl, she punched the booster ignition and yeeted herself straight into the great beyond.
Would you believe this girl actually lost them?
Apparently their rocket cruisers are adorable little putt-putt science projects compared to SpaceX hardware. Starship doesn’t just outrun them — it laps the entire fleet while doing barrel rolls, blasting Space Oddity at max volume, and still has enough delta-v left for a victory lap around the Moon.
Oreo keeps say she should ditch the borrowed Starship on some random asteroid, kick back with zero-G treats, and live her best life as the fluffiest outlaw in the solar system. She says he has 400 other rockets already hard at work and he's too busy to notice...if he ever does, those wanted poster are going to be the most adorable thing in the galaxy.
Tiny criminal. Massive rockets. Zero regrets.
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@MatthewCoast She always will be....the strongest, most beautiful, most courageous, and most worthy woman I have ever met. It's crazy to think...she came out of me lol.
@ElonMusk "Oreo" was the mastermind behind it all — that tiny top-10-wanted felon chihuahua of mine decided you wouldn��t mind if we “borrowed” one of your rockets for a little getaway road trip across the stars. She says we’ll drop you a postcard from orbit… maybe with my number on it. I’m single again, she’s got more warrants for felony tyranny than I can count, and honestly? She runs the show. But between us… I wouldn’t mind if a certain rocket man wanted to come chase us down. What do you say, Elon? Save a girl (and her criminal dog) from boredom?
Good morning, sunshine! I had a thought this morning. Everyone and their mother wants a piece of your SpaceX IPO....its a guaranteed future. Some of us will either not have the funds to purchase and others might have funds but only fractional shares. What if you ran a sweepstakes that gave everyone one a chance to own some SpaceX stock? I'm pretty certain most of us would jump through hoops to enter that!!
Pleeeeeeeease, and sell some on Robinhood!
Pretty Please!!! With a big fat cherry on top!!
@JoelOsteen How badly i want to be this person. To build a business that from day one starts building positive community impact. Every penny made isn't just in my pocket but used as a way to shape the future
@elonmusk I switched from T Mobile to AT&T so I no longer have the starlink back up on my phone and I'm really missing it. It makes a HUGE difference.