Saman-tics

(she/her)

[Saman-tics @Denbeezee]

Bruce asked me if he could be Mr. Samantha Denbow. I said yuh

[Saman-tics @Denbeezee]

Pulling an all nighter! (My 3 year old is puking every 20 minutes)

[Saman-tics @Denbeezee]

@iwannasob I’ll come but I’m only eating chili

[Saman-tics @Denbeezee]

Owen Hunt? More like Owen C-

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

What TV series introduced a character that made the show worse?

[Saman-tics @Denbeezee]

Why are we celebrating her? Didn’t she leave Roxxxy at the bus stop?!

[Mikelle Street @MikelleStreet]

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Erica Andrews (mother of Roxxxy Andrews) top 12 Miss Continental 1998 evening gown

[Saman-tics @Denbeezee]

If Ariana and Cynthia don’t kiss at the end of For Good in Wicked Part 2, I’m gonna need my money back.

[Saman-tics @Denbeezee]

Ope! That’s not what I meant! I just wanted to show my husband that some Glinda’s belt a part in No One Mourns the Wicked on Broadway

[Saman-tics @Denbeezee]

I love that older generations who complain about youngsters being illiterate have no idea how to use punctuation.

[Saman-tics @Denbeezee]

@bigtimerush My 3 year old is obsessed with you. Especially “boyfriend” and “whoa-oh-oh-oh song”

[Bruce More-o @brucemore_o]

Rainey is obsessed with Big Time Rush. She’s gotta be the youngest fan of theirs.

[Saman-tics @Denbeezee]

Either Sabrina Carpenter or the Kiboomers.

[Spotify @Spotify]

Wrapped is coming... bets on your Top Artist?

[Saman-tics @Denbeezee]

@ilost_myglasses Bethany omg

[Saman-tics @Denbeezee]

Last week my toddler made up a nickname for bless you. It’s “cup cup”. Feel free to use that nonsense

[endora bullshit @collectdust]

as we enter into the holiday season, remember these non-denominational reactions

[Saman-tics @Denbeezee]

Put your clothes back on. We’re going to take the lyrics of defying gravity and hold space for them.

[Saman-tics @Denbeezee]

@iwannasob Every time I’ve seen this I think it’s Angela from Big Brother

[Saman-tics @Denbeezee]

Let’s leave

[Saman-tics @Denbeezee]

Me at David’s Bridal

[Saman-tics @Denbeezee]

I’m no therapist but I think he wants to beat up his own dad but can’t so he fights other older men

[Arash Markazi @ArashMarkazi]

Jake Paul's recent boxing opponents and current ages:
- Beat retired NBA player Nate Robinson (40)
- Beat retired MMA fighter Ben Askrin (40)
- Beat retired MMA fighter Tyron Woodley (42)
- Beat retired MMA fighter Anderson Silva (49)
- Lost to boxer Tommy Fury (25)
- Beat semi-retired MMA fighter Nate Diaz (39)
- Beat retired boxer Mike Tyson (58)

[Saman-tics @Denbeezee]

We do this to my toddler on hardwood floors

[beccie 🕸️ @nothowyouhoped]

Gonna do this to those codependent sharks

[Saman-tics @Denbeezee]

I’ve only been a member of 1 gym my entire life and it was this exact one. 😳

[🫦🫦🫦. @1fine_sznn]

A man who was reported missing, died in a tanning bed at a Planet Fitness in Indianapolis, had been dead in there for 3 days and the gym still operated daily…

[Saman-tics @Denbeezee]

The ventriloquist doll wins? #TheGoldenBachelorette

[Saman-tics @Denbeezee]

My toddler categorized darkness outside as Light Blue Dark, Dark Blue Dark, and Black Dark. It’s honestly genius and very accurate