Denham

[Dunmola♋ @dunm_ola]

Mia Malkova says PORN is drastically different from REAL SEX she’s usually in her head thinking “what do I say next” and only does the wild stuff on camera

Host: How do you become one of the top picks?
Co-host: You’re just in demand.

Mia Malkova: “When you’re in demand, they’re like you can go higher. But it was fifteen hundred for a day’s rate of boy/girl, I think I was eight hundred to shoot girl/girl, anal was three thousand, DP was I don’t know, thirty-five hundred, six thousand. Like my first anal was six grand, and now I shoot for OnlyFans and depending on how much I do or what I do, it’s like one fifty to two fifty a month, and that’s really good money.”

Host: How is the DP? Do you enjoy that stuff?

Mia Malkova: “I do enjoy it, yeah. It feels good, but it’s not something I’m interested in happening off camera because I think I’m very much like an emotional, passionate person, and I like to connect. So that one is just so much going on. So even though it’s fun and it’s an experience, I’m not ever interested in doing it off camera.”

Host: How real is porn versus regular sex? And I say regular sex, I mean like in a relationship.

Mia Malkova: “There’s a huge difference. Oh yeah, there’s a huge difference. My moans, like, I don’t talk a lot off-camera. I don’t like to talk. Like most of the time when I’m on camera, I’m in my head, I’m thinking, ‘What do I say next? What do I say next?’ And I have these different phrases that I repeat again and again when I think that it’s been too long without saying something, because it doesn’t come naturally to me. The positions like reverse cowgirl, yeah, that shit’s happened off-camera for sure. But I’d say it’s drastically different.”

Host: What’s your favorite position then? Off camera.

Mia Malkova: “Missionary and doggy. Yes. Yes. Which is my favorite. Which is why I love lazy sex too. Yeah, I mean, I fucking love lazy sex.”

Co-host: But also missionary with someone who you are really into is the best position.

Mia Malkova: “Yeah, yeah, yeah. Missionary might be the best.”

Co -host: But it’s horrible if it’s someone you don’t really… some men, they put their whole body on you and then they just like lay on your chest and pump and then they sweat a lot.

Mia Malkova: “Like they’re sweating a lot and you’re not into them. Like if they’re sweating and you’re into them, it’s like, I like your sweat. If you’re not, you’re like sticking to them and it’s gross.”

[Denham @DenhamBonen]

@Jerrythekid21 @OldTakesExposed

[Denham @DenhamBonen]

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[Denham @DenhamBonen]

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[Denham @DenhamBonen]

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[Riggs @RiggsBarstool]

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[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

National fans right now

[Denham @DenhamBonen]

@Starting9 I honestly didn’t know he was with the cards

[Daryl Ruiter @RuiterWrongFAN]

Tyreek Hill leaving Patrick Mahomes sounds like a pretty stupid business decision.

[PFF @PFF]

Who will the AFC?

🔁 Chiefs
❤️ Bengals

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Kyler Murray when the Cardinals defense gets a stop

[Total Sports Kansas City @TSEKansasCity]

If @cheetah scores a touchdown AND the Chiefs win tonight, we'll give a Tyreek Hill autographed jersey to someone who retweets this tweet and follows us!

[KC Sports Network @KCSportsNetwork]

Chiefs-Broncos.
3:30 p.m. today.
One game 𝙡𝙚𝙛𝙩 in the regular season. 😉

Can we get this to 300 retweets before kick?

[Dr. O. 🎬 @DocOleck]

@VivaLaStool @Jerrythekid21 @Jerrythekid21 is a treasure

[Total Sports Kansas City @TSEKansasCity]

If Tyreek Hill has a touchdown AND the Chiefs win tonight, we'll give a Tyreek Hill autographed jersey to someone who retweets this tweet AND follows us!

[Denham @DenhamBonen]

@BarstoolHubbs That’s just how the cards roll

[Denham @DenhamBonen]

@ScottHanson disingenuous

[Denham @DenhamBonen]

@VanLathan Opie from Sons of Anarchy

[Denham @DenhamBonen]

@UncleChaps @_kkayleen used to call me eraser head and it still bothers me from time to time

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