DennisHopper'sGhost

The Official Twitter of Dennis Hopper's Ghost!

[DennisHopper'sGhost @DenHoppersGhost]

Grilling up some Zsa Zsa Gabor Leg Tacos. Much love to my brother @Jesus for hooking it up.

[DennisHopper'sGhost @DenHoppersGhost]

I love boning to classic rock. Happy Fucking New Year.

[DennisHopper'sGhost @DenHoppersGhost]

Been recovering from penile enhancement surgery. Got the Feline Procedure. #barbedpenis

[DennisHopper'sGhost @DenHoppersGhost]

Woah! Been gone for a while, but now I know why they call it Angel Dust. Fuuuuck.

[DennisHopper'sGhost @DenHoppersGhost]

Walk a mile in Mel Gibson's shoes people! Have you ever dealt with a Russian pianist? Have you ever fought off a pack of wild rapists?

[DennisHopper'sGhost @DenHoppersGhost]

Watching the MLB All-Star Game at a naked baseball party.

[DennisHopper'sGhost @DenHoppersGhost]

Just snorted a line of cocaine using my new vuvuzela!

[DennisHopper'sGhost @DenHoppersGhost]

Getting ready for my homemade fireworks show tonight. The sky is gonna look like a 100 unicorns shooting their loads.

[DennisHopper'sGhost @DenHoppersGhost]

Just snorted a line of gun powder. One sneeze and my ghost head will blow the fuck up.

[DennisHopper'sGhost @DenHoppersGhost]

Learning how to drink paint. (Possibly ingested too much Unicorn Peyote).

[DennisHopper'sGhost @DenHoppersGhost]

Sometimes you just gotta get stoned and stare at some Velcro.

[DennisHopper'sGhost @DenHoppersGhost]

Just ate a knuckle sandwich. Literally. They were monkey knuckles.

[DennisHopper'sGhost @DenHoppersGhost]

This weekend I will be making a bong out of a Woolly Mammoth’s tusk.

[DennisHopper'sGhost @DenHoppersGhost]

Do you ever wake up and think to yourself, fuck... I wish I had an extra thumb.

[DennisHopper'sGhost @DenHoppersGhost]

Enjoying an ice cold Steele Reserve while writing my memoirs with this new blood pen.

[DennisHopper'sGhost @DenHoppersGhost]

Anyway I can get my death certificate changed to death by firing squad? Cancer sounds gay.

[DennisHopper'sGhost @DenHoppersGhost]

I stopped betting on b-ball years ago, but if at least eight people get stabbed or burned in LA riots tonight, I’ll be a rich fucking ghost.

[DennisHopper'sGhost @DenHoppersGhost]

Interesting fact about heaven #60: Babies really do come from storks! And angels get to have sex with the storks to get them pregnant.

[DennisHopper'sGhost @DenHoppersGhost]

Playing Russian roulette when you're a ghost is pretty fucking boring.

[DennisHopper'sGhost @DenHoppersGhost]

These soccer games would be much more fun to watch if they'd give each goalie a gun and three bullets.