Turbo Scum: Adagio

Unliscenced Social Agitator. Graduated adjacent to my class. Owns and operates several sets of personal pronouns. This is not a joke account

[Turbo Scum: Adagio @DenimScum]

wheres the christian sect that believes god sent himself to be sacrificed to himself but then that was just it god died to prove a point to us and now hes just dead and we didnt really learn anything and we're fucked

[Turbo Scum: Adagio @DenimScum]

@daynthatsucks I saw ur dad while I was on a hike this week, I was all "hey"
He played it pretty cool

[Turbo Scum: Adagio @DenimScum]

yeah yeah how dare me, huh

[Turbo Scum: Adagio @DenimScum]

If you didn't know, on average there is only 6 birds per human on earth, so you'd better do your part and have at least a 6/1 KD when the local falcon divebombs your fucking skull at 240mph to rip your puny eyes from your face and leave you bleeding in your own sick

[Turbo Scum: Adagio @DenimScum]

It is a turh beyond my doubt that whenever and wherever I die it will be without respect, and without recognition that I am able to go, perhaps only commemorated by the brief fires by the shore

[Turbo Scum: Adagio @DenimScum]

as a coward, if I could pass the responsibility of my death others, I certainly would, and tbh I'd be happier for it, because I can't imagine anyone else valuing the wholy unsunbstantial "work" that I have done to be anything even adjacent to meaningful.

[Turbo Scum: Adagio @DenimScum]

It'd be wild to me (and by wild I mean inconceivevable) that a corpration could in any way be held responsible for the death of a human being within their employ because of the corporation's negligence. Zero chance, not possible, Fuck you, family members of the deceased

[Turbo Scum: Adagio @DenimScum]

I don't think it is unfair to say I am alive because it is socially acceptable to continue to do so, and I find it disengenuine if I represent otherwise.

[Turbo Scum: Adagio @DenimScum]

@Pink_Putty food is pretty gay tbh

[Turbo Scum: Adagio @DenimScum]

Is it ridiculous that any human should be required to EARN THE RIGHT TO BE ALIVE under the capitalist system or should I, realistically, shove the fuck off because I am uninterested in perpetuating the system? this is a moral question, please elaborate.

[Turbo Scum: Adagio @DenimScum]

I know for a fact there is an Elden Ring game designer somewhere out there waiting for me to bitch about the 3x big jump attack that omen killers make and why that spceifically is fucking my soft loose asshole, and here it is, heres your fucking tweet about my sweet lil b'hole

[Turbo Scum: Adagio @DenimScum]

I wanna give a big ol Shoutout to my landlord and maintentance guy who both had the same comment upon inspection of "Who's the artist in the house, I love these paintings"

[Sam Warren @samwarren]

@pringlesman247 Dognarp, it has to be Dognarp

[Turbo Scum: Adagio @DenimScum]

My favorite American president is undoubtedly Jimmy Carter. The man has spent most of his life after serving trying to regain his humanity after holding such immense power as to disengage it

[Turbo Scum: Adagio @DenimScum]

rediscovering my love of green tea in 2023

[Turbo Scum: Adagio @DenimScum]

as a birder, I'm a wild bird supremecist, I eat chicken & turkey specifically because they allowed themselves to be subjugated by humanity. The weak should fear the strong.

[Turbo Scum: Adagio @DenimScum]

I'm trying to incorporate obscure esoteric ritualistic practices into my every day life, what kind of easy, at-home ritual acts can I perform with my bodily excretions that won't leave a recognizable odor? asking for a friend.

[Turbo Scum: Adagio @DenimScum]

I'm going to incorporate "and boom goes the dynamite" into my everyday conversations to become a less bearable person to be around

[Turbo Scum: Adagio @DenimScum]

In 2023 I'm throwing my full support behind bringing more male nudity into cinema