The Pistons have not won a playoff game since 2008 when their title core led them to the Eastern Conference Finals.
20 years since their NBA Finals appearance, Detroit needs to bring back these legendary playoff introductions for this new era.
Rumor has it they might.
Here’s the operation today
▪️Coffee & bfast
▪️Get zoomies out at the playground
▪️Hide & seek at the house
▪️Lunch
▪️Episode of Little Bear
▪️Masters while the kids nap
▪️Have in-laws over (delegate & elevate)
▪️Pick-up dinner
▪️Vibe
▪️Execute bedtime
▪️Clean house before wife gets home
▪️Serenade her with seductive tunes & put on a short clinic
▪️Sleep 8 hours
That’s a fucking hall of fame Dad day