Dennis Danforth

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@MNUFC Dear Darwin: We miss you. please return home immediately.

Arrivederci 2024 season. It's been real.

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@MNUFC Unwritten Loon rule: when up by 2 goals, hang back and let them cook the rest of the game.

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@Timberwolves @MayoClinic TWolves on the right. Doncic/Irving on the left.

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@Twins Mostly irrelevant and fundamentally inept offense since 2015.

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@Twins You can't hide who you've always been for the better part of 2 decades.

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@RandysRatio @Twins If I had to guess how many times the Twins have laid eggs in bases loaded or 2 RISP with no outs, it'd be right around 1,157 since 2015. Situational hitting was abandoned in the Rocco era.

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@Twins Chronic RBI yips.

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@Timberwolves @MichelobULTRA

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@NDostal23 @TheBrohioan Ha! These were the first 2 observations I made too.

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@PhilMackey I'd take that whole lineup over.....even Lewwwww.

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@PhilMackey 6. But we'll need Conley and Mickey D to average double digits.

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@Twins Winning streaks do wonders for enduring a perpetually middling offense YoY.
158 pitches, 1 run allowed. Thanks Boston for leaving home plate off your "to-do" list this afternoon and well done staff for maneuvering out of jams on the regular.

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@Twins Solo HR record is ours this year! Whose got the White Sox GoFundMe link handy?

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@SKORNorth Playing when you should be staying..

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@Twins Go on wicha bad selves.

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@Twins This team showed us what they were last year: decent at getting guys on. Next-level bad at stringing together hits with or without RISP. 2024 RBI leader will struggle to surpass the measly team-high 66 in each of the last 2 seasons.

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@Graphic__Mark @Timberwolves @Target

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@Timberwolves @Target TWolves offense in 2024:

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@WillRagatz If you're good, you get to stand in my hall. If you're great, you get a seat at the table. Guessing that table of fame (for Allen) is still in construction.

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