Destiny Denney

[Destiny Denney @DenneyDestiny]

@HSTeachProbs I left teaching in 2021. Currently in my second year of law school.

[Destiny Denney @DenneyDestiny]

The 3yo usually bypasses dad to ask me for anything, so on the odd night that the “Ask your dad” works, you milk it for all it’s worth. #momlife

[Destiny Denney @DenneyDestiny]

@joncoopertweets 💙

[Destiny Denney @DenneyDestiny]

Excellent thread.

[Tessa Davis @TessaRDavis]

10 must-know Japanese concepts that will improve your life:

[Destiny Denney @DenneyDestiny]

The 3 yo got to stay up way passed his bedtime to go bowling. “Maybe he’ll sleep in,” says dad. Nope. Up at 6:15. Back to sleep in our bed. And I’m wide awake. 🤦‍♀️ #momlife

[Destiny Denney @DenneyDestiny]

Lesson learned: When a toddler’s favorite food is pancakes, do not ask him what he wants for lunch if you are not prepared to make pancakes. #momlife

[Destiny Denney @DenneyDestiny]

I thought the terrible 2s ended over a week ago and yet the 3 yr old is pissed that I won’t let him eat spaghetti in the living room. #momlife

[Destiny Denney @DenneyDestiny]

Celebrating the end of my first year of law school with a @caseydband concert with @denney86. #winning

[Destiny Denney @DenneyDestiny]

Last final? ✅ First year of law school? ✅ Two more years and a bunch of finals to go, but this year has been a good one. #1L #LawSchool

[Destiny Denney @DenneyDestiny]

@DanRather

[Destiny Denney @DenneyDestiny]

Sentences I never thought I’d say - “Get your butt off my water bottle!” #momlife #toddler

[Destiny Denney @DenneyDestiny]

Just willingly ate zucchini and squash. And liked it. Is this adulthood?

[Destiny Denney @DenneyDestiny]

My toddler has a very refined palate, thank you very much. He can tell the difference between @cheezit and the store brand. So much for trying to save a buck.

[Destiny Denney @DenneyDestiny]

Are there any remote employment opportunities? Trying to pay for law school over here!

[Josh Smith @JoshSmithWrites]

News from @Dollywood : "Dollywood Parks & Resorts today announced it will cover 100% of tuition, fees and books for any employee who chooses to pursue further education." Program to launch 2/24 for all seasonal, PT, FT employees, & they can enroll day 1 of their employment.

[Destiny Denney @DenneyDestiny]

@NicholasFerroni This was me two years ago. Last year I applied to law school. Now I’m about to start my 2nd semester. After 18 years you deserve to put yourself first. Good luck.

[Destiny Denney @DenneyDestiny]

I may be just a 1L, but I’m pretty sure it’s a legal requirement to sample your toddler’s mac and cheese. #momlife

[Destiny Denney @DenneyDestiny]

Pretty sure my kid is at least 50% mac and cheese at this point. #jameson #momlife #toddler

[Destiny Denney @DenneyDestiny]

Put my son to bed only for him to sneak out to continue playing. Impressive for a 2.5 year old, but his teenage potential is terrifying. #sendhelp #momlife

[Destiny Denney @DenneyDestiny]

First law school final down! Two more to go!

[Destiny Denney @DenneyDestiny]

When I want my dog to heel, I say heel and pat my thigh. When my son wants me to come with him, he pats his thigh. I realized today that I’m better trained than my dog. 🤦‍♀️#momlife