Dennis Captain

[Dennis Captain @DennisCapt_]

This one na big deal he bagged 💀💀

[Dami’ Adenuga @DAMIADENUGA]

Officers picked up this brand-new vehicle from the dealership and departed the station; unfortunately, they were subsequently involved in a road traffic accident. 🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️👀👀

[Dennis Captain @DennisCapt_]

What did I just read? 😭😭

[Dennis Captain @DennisCapt_]

234 girls never stop to de amaze me
Na once werey asked where?😂

[Dennis Captain @DennisCapt_]

🫠😭

[Dennis Captain @DennisCapt_]

Is there anyone else or just me be only person de lose interest to nack once money enter my hand? 😩

[Dennis Captain @DennisCapt_]

Everybody don mad for X 😂

[Dennis Captain @DennisCapt_]

Make una check on @shani_cooks 😂😂😂

[Dennis Captain @DennisCapt_]

Me immediately after receiving screenshot of 20k

[Dennis Captain @DennisCapt_]

And e don tey wey I de search for this job o 😭😭😭

[Dennis Captain @DennisCapt_]

@PackingNo @LekanBlaze @Euronaire @Ogechex You're so dumb aswear 😏

[Dennis Captain @DennisCapt_]

@kiara7829 Thunder fire you with that igbo girl I see there 🙄

[Dennis Captain @DennisCapt_]

@PoliceNG So this is hunters and members of vigilante groups? I never knew you're part of insecurity in this country 😭

[Dennis Captain @DennisCapt_]

Nigeria Police Force open their mouth say these people are hunters and members of vigilante groups?
Omo the country is gone. Now I believe that Nigerian govt knows all the bandits by name and location according to Gumni. It's a pity 🥲🥺

[wealth 1 💵 @GYwealth1]

@PoliceNG Let's rewatch it here in a slow motion

[Dennis Captain @DennisCapt_]

Finally bought my dreamed umbrella 🏖️☔

[Dennis Captain @DennisCapt_]

I cut this plant and put it in my house, it has been a month plus and instead of it to wilter and die it germinated and growing without soil. I'm surprised because it's not tuber plant yet it's growing. My question is, how did it manage to survive without anything?

[Dennis Captain @DennisCapt_]

@vector_olal I know say na B. O . D

[Dennis Captain @DennisCapt_]

Wait o if you're born on a February 29, how do you celebrate your birthday when it is not a leap year? 🤔

[Dennis Captain @DennisCapt_]

As seen on X 😂

[Dennis Captain @DennisCapt_]

@ThatSuccess_ Swear say you no mean am 🙄

[Dennis Captain @DennisCapt_]

@leodey4uu I'll be like, focus on my balls girl 😏