Dennis

Opens Twitter once every month or so, rips out a tweet storm and then disappears faster than a Shahid Afridi batting cameo. All or nothing. Mostly nothing.

[Dennis @DennisCricket_]

This football thing appears to be an easy game.

[Dennis @DennisCricket_]

The PCB selection committee works exactly like the Pakistan government. Nobody knows who’s in charge, the decisions make no sense, and if you ask too many questions, a Black Vigo provides a free one way tour to an undisclosed location

[Dennis @DennisCricket_]

@RadioCricket I come looking for quality bass players really.

[Dennis @DennisCricket_]

@RadioCricket You forgot Texan billionaires

[Dennis @DennisCricket_]

@adeel_azhar Same legend. ♥️

[Dennis @DennisCricket_]

No matter what you put in biryani, it is just rice.

[Z @z1zz0u]

South Asians in Australia cannot be trusted cuz wtf is this

[Dennis @DennisCricket_]

India won the ICC CT hosted in Pakistan without playing a match in Pakistan.

In other news, Sharif is the PM of Pakistan without winning an election in Pakistan

[Dennis @DennisCricket_]

@RadioCricket Possibly the most disgusting thing the BCCI have ever done and they've done some pathetic crap over the years including framing Kapil Dev.

[Dennis @DennisCricket_]

@RadioCricket He averages 46 in Test cricket. Not exactly a "top" player

[Dennis @DennisCricket_]

@RadioCricket @watsenaam Racist

[Dennis @DennisCricket_]

@Spoiledbrat033 I need your VPN jani.

[Dennis @DennisCricket_]

@RadioCricket 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Dennis @DennisCricket_]

The Army Generals locked me up for asking how come they own so many plots in Bharia Town.

[Yaseen @emyasinn]

@DennisCricket_ My Friend, Where you have been?

[Dennis @DennisCricket_]

@HtotheQ You can't rewrite history with ignorant tweets jani

[Dennis @DennisCricket_]

@adeel_azhar @CityFM89 It was just music. No cool DJ like on other stations 😉

[Dennis @DennisCricket_]

@AatifNawaz 😂

[Dennis @DennisCricket_]

@khbrkya Israel hasn't been in Gaza for years mate

[Dennis @DennisCricket_]

@GhaffarDawnNews You want him to practice taking money from bookies in the nets??

[Dennis @DennisCricket_]

@anilakhawaja How much fun was that night 😂

[Dennis @DennisCricket_]

Better to sing it on Burns Rd jani

[Salman Shad @SalmanShad8]

@DennisCricket_ You need to sing Dil Dil Pakistan in the ground 😅