Dennis Hammond

Cod philosopher, perpetual liar, good guy, Honourable. It's fewer not less. Ramblings of an English gentleman. Gadfly, not troll. Tweeting for me, not you.

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Blunts your knives

[Avoletti @AvolettiShop]

A stainless steel board with a non slip base

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@BBCPolitics @bbclaurak
You spelt licence incorrectly

[BBC Politics @BBCPolitics]

“[They are] under the strongest license conditions that have ever been available”

Justice Secretary Alex Norris defends the handling of the early release of 700 prisoners but says they don’t know yet how many of them have been tagged

#BBCLauraK

https://t.co/1PX4fmRPjn

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@AngelaMariaAnn @BoyGeorge @idgoktas @RTErdogan @jimmycarr @selin_berghan

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@AgentP22 Does she get travel expenses from London?

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@Garvey_Graphics @TalkingPicsTV Sam Kydd

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@damian_thirsty @MajorDMalpas

[Darren Grimes @darrengrimes]

I bet @netanyahu is terrified of this man

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@QPR Crowd I was with called him shovel foot. Remember him taking free kicks on right hand side by halfway line

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@neilflynn61 I want the Union to remain, but if these countries get independence, I want hard borders, passport control and tariffs.
Full independence, not relying on England.

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@ArfurSmith If it was 53p you could have had my vote.

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@Knowledgepoint @OldLondonW14 @thegandydancer

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@DebessCab @neilflynn61 Usual suspects.

[Jokes UK 🔞 @jokesuk]

Opening of the first Decathlon in Germany

[Binky @TheOnlyGuru]

“We’ve taken the decision to return to Britain in order to spend more time with my father’s money”

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@neilflynn61 Enjoy the pinxtos. Try the ‘Gilda’

[ChilternBear @chilternbear11]

Lol 😂

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@DreyfusJames James, have you listened to the original by Jacques Brel?
Totally different
YouTube. You’ll thank me.

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@MillwallFC @QPRReport Not the most skilful, but always gives 100%

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@neilflynn61 Did you know that the man who invented the term ear worm has died?
He’s being buried on Saturday night (at the movies)

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@darrengrimes Yes, but he’s an hypocrite