Holesmoker

former baby, disgraced

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Chiefin on that Gark™

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I love my Chinese phone. I can't believe they took away the IR blaster and the mag stripe tap to pay off of Samsungs

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This is my slurvice dog. PLEASE do not get him riled up

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Day drinking on rather potent ADHD meds is awful. Full dissociation, my body is still active and fine but my brain is fully off.

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Acknowledging the human body is inherently feminine

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Frankenstein's Elantra

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Sor, i eh. I uh. De uh. De forklif sor, Im de uh I. Uh. I am de forklif ehhhh. I uh. I drie de forklif sor?

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Thin blue line punisher skull pasties

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I hate when the simple folk tell me mile markers like that means anything to me If I need to call 911 I'm going to tell them I'm on da highway

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Postal Service, 32nd Armored Division

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He died doing what he loved. Dying in a helicopter crash

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Dentists are the strip mall attorneys of doctors

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Absorbed a whole amex card into that fucker last week

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The CIA chicken fried my pineal gland

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The CIA chicken fried my pineal gland

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USB-C is such a cool connector. 240w power, enough data bandwidth to support a USB hub, high enough data stream to support 4 monitors, Ethernet, and audio all simultaneously on a single small form factor connector. Wild stuff

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I threaten all of my coworkers with sexual assault minus the lass

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Subs rattling the windows out of the women's health clinic

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TODAY, I AM AS OLD AS THE TWIN TOWERS WERE BEFORE THEY WERE DEMOLISHED just to create two fountains in their stead. if that happens to me today then so be it.

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"pretty sure thats a green mile reference" "what does Eminem have to do with executing a mentally handicapped guy"

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"no issues to report at this time" instead of "oh y'know, can't complain" where is your heart at man. Where's the soul

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Breaks my heart when blue collar men talk to me with professional email speak. Like seeing an angel lose its wings