Dentist Gone Bad

Brush Like Nobody's Watching. Floss like you're macerating your gums with bits of string.

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PEP TALK

I don't want to make you edgy, but remember THAT patient you thought you'd seen the last of?

They'll be back.

GO TEAM

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@mrticklearms @tj1974

Good God no!!!!!!

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@mrticklearms @tj1974

Yes. But do you know where I trained?

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THE REASON DENTAL STAFF TURN
UP FOR WORK ON A MONDAY MORNING:
1. To see if the lottery syndicate won big at the weekend
2. That's it REALLY

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@tj1974

The first pic with the drink is how I always picture Brum graduates.

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@tj1974

Oops!

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DENTAL EXCUSES:

1. It was the lab
2. It's the NHS
3. Sorry, she trained in Birmingham
4. It was the other lab

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This underlines my pointlessness.

Gum patient I have been seeing since 1994. "So you recommend brushing daily then?"

Shoot me now.

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DENTAL AND MEDICAL PEP TALK

YOU chose to go into it.

You only have yourself to blame.

GO TEAM !!!

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WHAT DENTISTS SHOULD WORRY ABOUT: Global warming, poverty, terrorism, world economy.

WHAT THEY ACTUALLY WORRY ABOUT: Bank Managers

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The switchover is coming.
You need to follow:

@DentistGoneBadd

@DentistGoneBad will no longer function in a few days time.

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@tda_sharon
I'll stick with you.

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@tda_sharon

Every cycle?

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You have to hand it to successive governments.

Getting bright people to slog their guts out in the NHS for peanuts is EVIL GENIUS.

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DENTAL SNACKS:

Nurse: Fruit/yoghurt
Hygienist: Yoghurt/fruit
NHS Dentist: Lardy cake, sausage roll, iced bun. Whatever dilutes the misery.

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Pustules on gums & notes I've written
CQC lady
I know I am smitten
Dental utensil
Sometimes it pings
These are a few of my favorite things

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Bleeding gums?
Halitosis?
Come and see our hygienist.
She's got both really badly.
It'll put everything in perspective.

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@SkullsAndButter
Brave girl. Can't you wangle an earlier appointment?

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You know that heart-sink patient that puts a dampener on your day?
Well there'll be another tomorrow. And the next day....and..

GO TEAM

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@SkullsAndButter

It's a long shot, but maybe a dental consultation? In the meantime, here's sympathy.