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[DepressedNetsFan @DepressedNetsPC]

If Embiid and the 76ers get a chip from LeBron I swear I will suffer a painfully long and agonizing death

[DepressedNetsFan @DepressedNetsPC]

I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? https://t.co/86fT3oezYZ #NBA #82and0

[DepressedNetsFan @DepressedNetsPC]

As someone who’s not a Miami or Herro fan: when you see Herro getting called “punchable”, jokes being made at the Miami press conference by Pat Riley, and “Social Justice Champion” Bam doing it in the first place: remember that the next time you shout “Heat Culture”

[DepressedNetsFan @DepressedNetsPC]

@Nets_Frequent What more did you want? Were you hoping for Jah and Brown with LeBron committing as well? The league is in a wild fluid state right now, and mortgaging your assets for starts who haven’t won championships in a few years isn’t the answer.

[DepressedNetsFan @DepressedNetsPC]

Cmon y’all, we got this, let this be the pick we NEED

[DepressedNetsFan @DepressedNetsPC]

Let’s call it for what it is, this broadcast is pitiful. Brunson is barely able to speak and he’s got to have a mic and camera in his face. Plus, in the very beginning we’re watching Spurs walk to the locker room while people are celebrating. Get it together

[DepressedNetsFan @DepressedNetsPC]

BREAKING NEWS: FRAUD MVP SENT HOME LIKE A BUM.

[DepressedNetsFan @DepressedNetsPC]

Kelly Olynyk needs to go in and put Caruso to sleep. Enough is enough.

[DepressedNetsFan @DepressedNetsPC]

If the Spurs win this game, it makes it clear SGA was NOT the MVP. The only regular season stats he led the league in were FT, FT%, and win shares. Not points, not assists, not rebounds, not steals, not blocks. Not PER, not Usage PCT, not VORP or +/-. THAT’S why he’s a FRAUD.

[DepressedNetsFan @DepressedNetsPC]

As much as I’ve killed OKC all season and playoffs the end result is this: unless SAS are willing to fight back and do to Shai/Chet what they’re doing to Wemby, it won’t matter, because OKC will win and move on.

[DepressedNetsFan @DepressedNetsPC]

It’s time for Mason Plumlee to “accidentally blindly run” into Caruso the way he just did to Castle. Maybe have your elbow up….maybe be running full speed. You know, just to send the right message.

[DepressedNetsFan @DepressedNetsPC]

What an embarrassing fucking flop to call on offensive foul on. Spurs need to send in player 14-15 to start making these bitch defensive plays and flops stop. Make em feel it. Caruso, Hartenstein, and crew will calm down if they can’t run straight.

[DepressedNetsFan @DepressedNetsPC]

Gotta love Peacock showing Hartenstein “Defensive Highlights” and it’s just him literally fouling Wemby over and over.

[DepressedNetsFan @DepressedNetsPC]

I like how Caruso can just go sit his bald, sweaty ass on someone’s face when he’s not even in the scramble and that’s just okay. Dude seriously needs to be investigated for his dirty play

[DepressedNetsFan @DepressedNetsPC]

@NBA2KMovement I’m in

[DepressedNetsFan @DepressedNetsPC]

I’ll say it again: if the MVP is a regular season award, it needs to be given out before the playoffs. Enough of holding it until conference finals or until Shams leaks it, put it out day 1 of the playoffs

[DepressedNetsFan @DepressedNetsPC]

If someone held Caruso the way he does on defense, he’d be lying on the floor with those fake WWE blood packs and pouring them all over himself

[DepressedNetsFan @DepressedNetsPC]

Yo @Scalabrine and @TheFrankIsola would GSW trade Butler for Embiid in order to sign LeBron to the vet minimum for one final run at the chip together?

[DepressedNetsFan @DepressedNetsPC]

@espn Yay! Another #1 they’ll squander! So damn excited!

[DepressedNetsFan @DepressedNetsPC]

I’ll say it again and I’ve said it before: Brooklyn is an unfavorable franchise. The powers that be don’t want us to succeed. They want to keep bullshit for darlings like Danny Ainge and Sam Presti, while we get magically bad “odds” every year. Can’t wait until Silver retires