Firangi Butterpuff

this account has been left in its original raw state as a memorial to the times I used to have an opinion, words to say & fucks to give.
p.s maa chudao saray.

[Firangi Butterpuff @depressedSlab]

Just realized I like Thursdays more than the Fridays. Sahi kehty Hain, mazaa mehboob Kay intezar mein hi hai.

[Firangi Butterpuff @depressedSlab]

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"
Truer words have never been spoken

[Abdullah A Abdullah @Ansarabdul070]

Do not dare your woman. For you'll pay through your nose when the time comes.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Treat your women better.
©

[Firangi Butterpuff @depressedSlab]

@NadraPak has to be the only clown department that asks for attestation from a bps 17 that you are indeed married. INSPITE. OF. THE. FACT. THAT. THEY. ISSUED YOU. A. MARRIAGE. CERTIFICATE. THEMSELVES.
big brain energy!!

[Firangi Butterpuff @depressedSlab]

@Vengeancerainbw Yes and yes

[Firangi Butterpuff @depressedSlab]

@ButterflyMagick Holi fuc.

[Firangi Butterpuff @depressedSlab]

Couldn't find the cat.
My boss now thinks i am a perv zooming in on "women folk sleep cloth" (he leggit said it)
Please someone help me find cat.

[💫𝔸𝕦𝕣𝕠𝕣𝕒 𝔹𝕠𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕤✨ @Kranti_Maharani]

Find the cat...

#CatsOfTwitter

[Firangi Butterpuff @depressedSlab]

What too much ghalib does to a mf:

[Ayla syed🇵🇸 @aelaa_no]

some of these female teachers be judging nd sexualising everything so hard like I was eating a lollipop nd urdu ki ma’am rlly said “BETA AP CO-EDUCATION ME PRHTI HAIN AP KO KHUD ANDAZA HONA CHAHIYE YE GHALAT KAM HAI”

[Mirvais Niaz @prideinservice]

Bought dry fruit in Quetta. Shopkeeper: have green tea. Me: Going to airport, getting late. Shopkeeper: Fills a bag with dry fruit, take this along and have it on the way. Where else in the world do you get this kind of culture? #pashtooncukture #Quetta

[Firangi Butterpuff @depressedSlab]

@notSeher If you're in lahore, go to smash in johar town or dha-2. It's the best i have had in ages.

[Firangi Butterpuff @depressedSlab]

@DukhSpecialist I think that, that 3 pm alone in the car, cold day, hungry as hell sandwich, fresh out of the bag, bun and patty hot but the veggies cool and the sauce dripping, hits much harder then a 1000 horny incels sending "happy birthday xx"

[Firangi Butterpuff @depressedSlab]

@rozenameh Nothing screams "batsman privilege" like people slamming mankad.
Everyone says its ungentlemanly to take the bails off, no one says its un fair to slink halfway up the pitch, trying to convert a would have been single into a double.

[Firangi Butterpuff @depressedSlab]

ہُن لاڈ پیار ختم۔

[Firangi Butterpuff @depressedSlab]

@DukhSpecialist Thanks for the headsup :P

[Firangi Butterpuff @depressedSlab]

Coffee peny sy acidity hogai tu gravinate khai.
Ab gravinate sy drowsiness hogai hai tu dubara coffee pee rha hu.
Ajeeb chutyapa hai bhae. 🤡

[Firangi Butterpuff @depressedSlab]

@therainbwpooper Go to katora.

[Firangi Butterpuff @depressedSlab]

Life would have been so much better if i had never met you.

[Firangi Butterpuff @depressedSlab]

@mustyoumustard Yup, i guess can happen to anyone.
May Allah protect us all from being coerced. Lest of all, from our partners.

[Firangi Butterpuff @depressedSlab]

GTA IV
Half life 2
TES skyrim
Kingdom come deliverance
Horizon zero dawn
The last of us.

[Joe Miller @JoeMiller101]

Which game?

[Firangi Butterpuff @depressedSlab]

@kafkaonbread And sometimes, all you need to do, is to hold on through that rough patch, and help arrives. Things get better.
While its ability to "cure" depression is arguable at best, managing to keep a positive outlook can mean the difference between making it and nearly making it.

[Firangi Butterpuff @depressedSlab]

@kafkaonbread I think reassurance is the keyword here.
Is it a solution to psychological diseases? Maybe no.
But in your fight against your demons, by giving you reassurance, it can give you hope
Prevent you from giving up in those dangerously vulnerable moments.