Derail Jay

Outdoor enthusiast,
Random as fu@+,
Weed and Whiskey

[Derail Jay @DerailJay]

@FOX2News #thenine
A sliver is a blanket term for any small broken off piece.
A splinter IS a sliver.

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@asmrglow_ Sooo... There is a dry back after waterings. This is especially important for young plants. As the soil dries, the roots will follow the moisture downward, creating strong and healthy roots. If you keep your plants wet, they will drown or make root rot.

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@RachieRach429 Oh. I package the pot.

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@RachieRach429 Oh. Earmuffs.

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Y'all have no problem putting each others genitals in your mouth but won't eat a banana, "because of the texture."
Humans are weird.

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@_StonersRUs_ Making a Thai Stick.

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My new baby! Can't wait to hit the trails
#hondatrail

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@clownworld Never marry. But if you're going to...
Never marry a virgin.
Also...there is nothing new under the sun. Grow the fuck up.

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@RachieRach429 I save it for the weekend. Business all week.

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@asmrglow_ A very lovely egg.

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@13murphy66

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@bria_110 Thank you.

[Charlie LeDuff @Charlieleduff]

More sick More stupid More Broke.

My young friends: Big Government has pick-pocketed your future. They connived, cheated, and hustled you. Here's how.

To pay for ObamaCare, the federal government in 2010 basically abolished the private student loan industry and nationalized it.

It is now Big Government that loans you the money.
And Big Government has made it easier than ever to borrow money for higher education whether you can repay the loan or not.
And you can't.
And so you find yourself saddled with crushing debt.

This is how they do it: the federal government borrows money at low interest rates and loans it to students at high interest rates.

They hand out loans to anybody and everybody for shit degrees like Ecogastronomy that aren't worth much of anything to anybody.

Now, we have a generation of overqualified people competing for underpaying jobs.

Meanwhile, the government and the universities get fat taking advantage of you with this predatory lending.

You get to pay for other people's health care and some archeology professor's exotic trip to Machu Picchu.

A lot of people say it's your own fault. You took the money you should have known better. Probably. But I also know that when you took the money, you probably didn't know how to do a load of laundry.

Meanwhile:
Health care is more unaffordable than ever.
Americans are sicker than ever.
College is more unaffordable than ever.
And more young people are sinking into despair than ever.

It's not right.

To make things worse, we have another inflated financial bubble that could bring down the economy.
Again.
Big Government and Big Banks did this to my generation with the houses and mortgages.
We've never recovered.

Don't be deceived. Biden (who was VP back then) tries to cover the theft of your futures by claiming he will simply -- and illegally -- "forgive" your loans.

This is preposterous. The federal government will need to borrow HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS of dollars to  wallpaper over this maggot pile.

And who will repay that massive loan? YOU WILL! With interest... when you're middle-aged. This deferment of debt will screw you and your children with even more crushing debt and even higher inflation.

Math is important, but politicians don't know how to do math.
They don't care. When the bomb goes off, they'll be long gone working for some special interest Wall Street bank or an Ivy League university or a pharmaceutical company. Either that or they'll be retired, getting paid a handsome pension by you.
See how it works?

This type of government is simply cannibalism concocted by a coterie of corrupt incompetents.

Your vote matters, my young friends. Study hard, and use it wisely. Your futures depend on it.

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@dom_lucre I don't know who she is but I can say that she smells like patchouli.

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@Rothmus The fact that we cannot pinpoint them says a lot about the state of things in America.

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@ChefAnthonyDC *Mogen David

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@dom_lucre They all have a common theme, they're all fictional characters.

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@RobSWVA @lisamarie552 I enjoy the seahorse. easy and portable

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@HighAssThinking Just buy an infused pre roll. No mess. Moon rocks/ sun rocks are a gimmick.