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Adorable, pointy-eared demi-person so smug, he makes Donald Trump look like a Care Bear...

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#Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch

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A $10,000 check was sent to me via @UPS and where did their idiot driver put it? In a puddle in front of my house.

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@Macys how do I get in touch with corporate? I just got told off by your customer service for asking for a manager.

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@IamaUnihorn6 @carouselshotgun There was never an iPhone 9. Just X. Never Windows 9 (commercially), just 10. The number 9 sucks, anyway.

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#Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch

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#Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch

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It wouldn't be a problem if companies like @Wegmans were just honest with us. It's not about saving the planet. It's about saving money. I don't allow my kids to lie. I don't allow my patients to lie. Why should my grocery store be allowed to lie?

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Leftism is hatred. Period.

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@toadmeister @PrisonPlanet Golly jeepers! That's like 395 more doctors than I thought even existed to begin with! Are these the same doctors who recommended horse dewormer for viral infections and antipsychotics for burned out nurses? Or are they hiding behind a cloak of anonymity while making shit up?

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@THEREALRTU The original Skyward Sword still goes for like $60 at GameStop...

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@Loudwire Y'all don't do any sort of quality control on your articles, do you? At least tnot in your article on bands w/o bassists.

First off, Nick and Karen do in fact play bass guitar on their records. Second, here's a picture of the band playing with a bassist.

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@NianticLabs is the gave dev equivalent of that one hit wonder you heard about who rode the success of one song for a decade and then spent the rest of their life broke, drunk, and homeless because once their 15 seconds was up, they had no skills and nobody would give them a job.

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The fatal flaw of the @POTUS @JoeBiden #studentloanforgiveness plan is that it forces taxpayers to eat the costs, rather than holding universities accountable for over-charging, under-educating, and gatekeeping.

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@NianticHelp Do you think this is funny or something? Like, seriously? You ripped my son off and rather than even acknowledging my complaints, you ignore them and instead follow me on Twitter?

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@NianticHelp Why won't you answer my question? My son didn't get a reward he claimed and is really upset.

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@Lauren_Southern The problem is that nobody feels like they have any reason to work those jobs anymore. It's a series of faults with our culture at large. The decay of our familial structure, entitlement, and egocentrism are to blame. You gotta work if you wanna eat, kiddies. Man up.

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@NianticHelp My son claimed one of the rewards during the Zigzagoon limited research and didn't actually get it. How can he go about getting it? It was the Obstagoon sunglasses. Even though he claimed the reward, it's not in his inventory. He's really upset about this.

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@MarcelinaRose_ And you're criticizing this on a device that also uses more electricity than it needs to. No better.

Also, it's not irony. It's hypocrisy. I'm glad they taught you filtered science in school but not proper English.

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@MayraFlores2022 The average position on the political compass for Hispanic Americans is somewhere right of center on the libertarian side. A lot of this comes from a culture of faith, patience, and kindness, as well as not getting offended at every little thing like whites do.

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@amazon why is it that out of the 16 orders I've placed with you this year, 8 either had broken items, the wrong items, or were delivered to the wrong address?