𝒮𝒾𝓂𝑜𝓃 𝒫𝑒𝓉𝓇𝒾𝓀𝑜𝓋

𝙿𝙵𝙿; 𝙳𝚘𝚛𝚔𝚕𝚢𝟺𝟶 [𝙵𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚌𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝] ♡@MADDENBYGRIEF♡

[𝒮𝒾𝓂𝑜𝓃 𝒫𝑒𝓉𝓇𝒾𝓀𝑜𝓋 @Deranged_Simon]

“𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘐 𝘥𝘰—

. . .𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶.”

❄️ 𝘕𝘦𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳
❄️ 𝘔𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘴
❄️ 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦 / 𝘋𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦

[𝒮𝒾𝓂𝑜𝓃 𝒫𝑒𝓉𝓇𝒾𝓀𝑜𝓋 @Deranged_Simon]

@xxYOURPROBLEM He had Gunter in his arms so he couldn’t have done that.

“Woah there, uhhh maybe a cricket jumped up there, those annoying little buggers are all over..”

[𝒮𝒾𝓂𝑜𝓃 𝒫𝑒𝓉𝓇𝒾𝓀𝑜𝓋 @Deranged_Simon]

@xxYOURPROBLEM He’d dart his head to one side, and then the other.

“Whaaa? Gunter was that you playing tricks on daddy?”

[ᴘʀ��ɴᴄᴇss ʙᴏɴɴɪʙᴇʟ ♡ @justherprobIem]

❝ 𝘙𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘦. ❞

▹ sᴘᴏɪʟᴇʀs!
▹ #ATRP
▹ sɪɴɢʟᴇ sʜɪᴘ ᴡ/ ᴄʜᴇᴍ
▹ sᴇʀɪᴏᴜs/ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ ʀᴘ
▹ ᴅᴍs ᴏᴘᴇɴ ғᴏʀ ᴘʟᴏᴛᴛɪɴɢ!

↺ & ♡ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ!

[simon. ❄ @debxuched]

“𝙄 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙢𝙮 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙞𝙨 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙜... 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙄'𝙢 𝙖𝙡𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙮 𝙜𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙩𝙤𝙤 𝙛𝙖𝙧 𝙩𝙤 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙙𝙤.”

↳ simon petrikov
↳ #ATRP | #mvrp
↳ pre-corruption
↳ serious | crack
↳ ships with chemistry

♡ + ↻

[𝒮𝒾𝓂𝑜𝓃 𝒫𝑒𝓉𝓇𝒾𝓀𝑜𝓋 @Deranged_Simon]

“But we’re definitely both your dads.”

[𝒮𝒾𝓂𝑜𝓃 𝒫𝑒𝓉𝓇𝒾𝓀𝑜𝓋 @Deranged_Simon]

// DAD PUNS

[𝒮𝒾𝓂𝑜𝓃 𝒫𝑒𝓉𝓇𝒾𝓀𝑜𝓋 @Deranged_Simon]

“Yes yes we are, but we are not your /gay/ dads.”

[𝒮𝒾𝓂𝑜𝓃 𝒫𝑒𝓉𝓇𝒾𝓀𝑜𝓋 @Deranged_Simon]

@crimsonappetite @SoulSuckin “Your dad’s that are not gay nor togeher... We should probably specify.”

[𝒮𝒾𝓂𝑜𝓃 𝒫𝑒𝓉𝓇𝒾𝓀𝑜𝓋 @Deranged_Simon]

// More like

C o n F 3 R N e d

[𝒮𝒾𝓂𝑜𝓃 𝒫𝑒𝓉𝓇𝒾𝓀𝑜𝓋 @Deranged_Simon]

// I’m legit your father figure here and on Black Fire, I just realzied this

[𝒮𝒾𝓂𝑜𝓃 𝒫𝑒𝓉𝓇𝒾𝓀𝑜𝓋 @Deranged_Simon]

“Woo wooooo!”

[𝒮𝒾𝓂𝑜𝓃 𝒫𝑒𝓉𝓇𝒾𝓀𝑜𝓋 @Deranged_Simon]

@Shadow395228 @brokeniceheart Cuckboy

[𝒮𝒾𝓂𝑜𝓃 𝒫𝑒𝓉𝓇𝒾𝓀𝑜𝓋 @Deranged_Simon]

Shut it you

[𝒮𝒾𝓂𝑜𝓃 𝒫𝑒𝓉𝓇𝒾𝓀𝑜𝓋 @Deranged_Simon]

O O P S

[𝒮𝒾𝓂𝑜𝓃 𝒫𝑒𝓉𝓇𝒾𝓀𝑜𝓋 @Deranged_Simon]

When Ice Queen starts talking smack to Ice King

[𝒮𝒾𝓂𝑜𝓃 𝒫𝑒𝓉𝓇𝒾𝓀𝑜𝓋 @Deranged_Simon]

@crimsonappetite I’D BE HONORED

[𝒮𝒾𝓂𝑜𝓃 𝒫𝑒𝓉𝓇𝒾𝓀𝑜𝓋 @Deranged_Simon]

Where what poll, wait if someone won by popular vote let them.