Bottom goes to the proctologist. Says his ass aches. Says it feels all alone and unsatisfied. Proctologist says: “Treatment is simple. Great top pegliacci is in town tonight. Go and see her. That should pick you up.” Bottom bursts into tears. Says: “Butt doctor!”
doordashing steak tartare, not knowing what it is (he assumed the photo was AI generated and ordered it anyway??), being upset that it’s raw, and cooking it into a hockey puck is absolutely god tier troglodyte tech bro behavior