Mitchell Derden

MSU Dawg and Cowboy (mostly pre JJ) fan. Love my kids and people who take care of their yard. Have a problem of saying things I shouldn’t and outsmarting myself

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@realdefender45 @PatrioticTShirt Every.
Time….

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@LaBeck81 @ESPNBooger Good ones aren’t either.

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@JoelMBeall This happens at ALL sporting events.

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@LaBeck81 @ESPNBooger What has this producer done that is good?
No clue of what the audience actually tunes in for…

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@Hot_Pepper76 Swimming, road trips, coaching their sports team, playing Yahtzee, going out for Sunday breakfast……

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@LngshotLukeList @KVanValkenburg @zani315 @fried_egg_golf Offended for the game of golf and a supposed to be Professional golfer. They should call the police because that would be trespassing. He vandalized a place where he was a guest.

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@DumbBrownsFann @DawgPoundScotty @Delta Even Southwest doesn’t do this anymore. Just admit you are in the wrong and buy seats together next time. Don’t let your daughter grow up like you and blame others for their own mistakes. Not a good look👍

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@DumbBrownsFann @DawgPoundScotty @Delta You made the comment that Southwest was the only other airline you’ve ever flown….🫣

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@LngshotLukeList @KVanValkenburg @zani315 @fried_egg_golf I do. Damaging someone else’s property is low class. Go home and do that to your own stuff.

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@PGATOUR @usopengolf The math ain’t mathing.

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@BOOSIEOFFICIAL Why didn’t Karmelos attorney fight this along with the jury that he agreed to….?

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@dou_gger @Familymeddawg Cost us 3 games with poor clock management skills.

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@shaunvlog_ Why fill your cup up then dump it out. Wasteful😏🥴

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@LeeAnnHerringOM They’re…👍

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@DrunkInterlock @vtsykes The sand has air space for the roots.

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@bowtiedmeathead A brewery in the middle of a corn field….🤷‍♂️

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@JCGolf1780758 @smacaronincheez @GregMiller69420 Divots are in the fairways and on par 3 tees. Ballmarks are on the greens. One is made with a golf club (generally an iron) and the other is made by the ball.

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@BarshallJMlake2 @BFW It’s a par 3…

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@beaglebagelanne The big decision is 20 or 220…

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@cwilsonturf Was there for the Rainbird installation of ‘95.
Y’all got it looking good👍