The Dereham Mouse

Currently ransacking a shed or garage near you (if you live In Dereham) I ❤️ 🧀

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WTF?! Tesco’s Dereham have started security tagging cheese.....

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@katebevan @thecatreviewer *shudder

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@_chenell_ Yeah, but it’s still cheese 🧀 🐁 x

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😍😍😍 https://t.co/G4IurZY2t5

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@chennaikaran @krishashok Eh? Free cheese?? Where?? 🧀

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@jennnaaarosee Did someone say cheese?? 🧀

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Stuffed, absolutely stuffed. Managed to consume an entire pomegranate that someone on Crocus Street had bought after watching Masterchef last night but then didn’t have a clue what to do with it #mousechef

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Mr Smith on Greenfields Rd. Lovely fella. Garage full of feather boa’s. They make stunning nest coverings. Thanks chap.

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Some of the best swag can be found on Olney Road. Sheds full of seeds, feed, old potatoes and best of all, old razzle mags (for nesting purposes)....

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@SwaffhamOtter Doubt it @SwaffhamOtter I’m not entirely sure who he is myself.... 😞🧀

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@AngieLeedsFan @SwaffhamOtter Hi Angelina. Got any crumbs going spare?

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Hi. I’m the Dereham Mouse. Thank you.

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To the lady on Brooks Drive, Dereham. When feeding the birds can you revert back to Hovis please, I’m not a fan of Warburtons. Thanks.

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@HMCabinetCat 🧀🧀🧀🧀

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@keeeeeeeeef @SwaffhamOtter Tripe flavoured cheese

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@keeeeeeeeef @SwaffhamOtter Don’t do crab.

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The best gaff in Dereham for crumbs, mouldy cheese, pie crusts under the sofa and absolutely zero mouse traps I hear you say? Cllr Phil Duigan’s. Never disappoints.

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Just opened a new bag of porridge even though there was still some left in the old bag, guess this is how oasis lived in the 90's #rocknroll

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Boom! Stash! Just bagged me a half coconut full of lard in Swanton Grove. The old boy there had hidden some bitcoin under his cagoule so I’ve bagged that too.