Redavfined Aesthetics

Skin Health Expert | Energetic Guide | Dad | Leo 🦁

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May your skin be as glazed as the turkey today.

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I like my skin like I like my turkey - moist.

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Messaging with a colleague about internal health. “No one’s crusty a$$ son is worth my skin health.”
#protectyourpeace #shesnotwrong

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You know you’re an esthetician when your phone autocorrects “wtf” to “EGF”.

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Dip it, pop it, twerk it, stop using St. Ives.

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If imma have to do this adult shit, I’m at least going to do it with good skin.

#skincare

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The whole share your skincare with your spouse is cute until they break a new bottle..

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Everyone loves their dog until they lick your freshly beat mug.

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“Do you guys use steam in your facials?”

“Yes, we absolutely use steak in our facials!”

Autocorrect always here to steal your professionalism.

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Requests Venmo: $1.50

Used two pumps of my cleanser vs. one.

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Me passing by the nail salons that use cluster lashes.

“CHRIST IS WATCHING!”

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When they start using your skincare routine.. it’s time to charge for rent.

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@KSURivera Hahah! Lots more to come.

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Check his shower. If he’s using a 3 n 1 or St. Ives. Run.

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Boy: “Tell me something dirty.”
Me: “Kylie skincare.”

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Friend: “Hey can I come over and have you zap my zit?” #highfrequencyfriends

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I used to try and double cleanse my exes. 🧼