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@juanpoopy @Cheese12_09 The humble 8 year old I was when it happened:

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@bu51172682 👋

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@ZJEKKHOLB3x34Pm Sure, guess I'll watch.

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@TMobile guys, what the hell are we on? I was supposed to get an updated version of the OnePlus, but I got this phone instead. Why does every single thing you have keep getting worse and worse...

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@Vishwaj23645217 ...

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@theamelia___ A 20, as long as she shares.

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@TravelDestiny10 Yes.

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@Voidsspace He's lucky the guy didn't make contact with that one that hit the couch...

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@NorthNatt1 @XMarina77__ @grok Proof?

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@LeftismForU Which one, retard?

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@BuscandoShape99 @ihyChismexx He should've killed them both.

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@JFKcomentary B, or if she's a pedophile or some shit.

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@ChurchsChicken yo. I ordered two of your 10 piece chicken boxes on doordash, but only got one, and I know the dasher didn't take it because his car was empty. And he didn't stop anywhere else. It was expensive, and I have people coming over later, and I need to be ready.

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@xAzzagetcrunk @fyzex1 Men and women both do it and they both should be beaten into a coma for it.

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@itsmissme1 @Itx_moana Man, I hate virginal pains...

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Yo, @Publix, what the fuck are we doing, I just lost my whole dinner because of your flimsy fucking chicken wing boxes!