Derek McLaughlin

Life is good.

[Methuselah @MethuselasMuse]

https://t.co/EDpHCaDApr

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

Here is the paid slop about how the Trump admin is making it even harder for American beef ranchers and producers.
Now they will be undercut by foreign imported beef, as they have been hit financially with high cost of fertilizer and diesel from Trump’s war with Iran.
The Trump admins attempt to lower the cost of beef is American beef LAST and foreign beef FIRST.

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

Here’s the problem. When you put another country above the USA, when you are in the US government, no matter what you say, you aren’t working for the American people. Go be a lobbyist. Register as a lobbyist for a foreign government and make your living that way, but don’t take a paycheck from the US taxpayer. Get out of representing the people of the USA.

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Crazy how smoking pot in texas can get you a worse sentence than being a pedophile.

[Natania Marshall ✞ @NataniaMarshall]

Never trust a politician that has kissed the wall in Israel.

[Trad West @trad_west_]

My ideology is whatever this is

[George Alexopoulos @GPrime85]

The way you know you had an encounter with God is you realize how imperfect you are, and walk away humble and grateful, willing to change.

The way you know you had an encounter with Satan is you walk away proud, thinking you're already perfect, everything is fine, you don't need to change.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

When’s the speech about Israeli interference in U.S. elections? 🍿

[Tony Hrvatska 🌴🕊 @tonybalogna]

Canada was able to manage its vast forest land for a hundred years until a decade ago when it decided to become Reddit: the country

[Ethical Skeptic ☀ @EthicalSkeptic]

When your religion burns forests, arms itself, and compels conversion under the specter of violence—even if others commit that warfare on your behalf while you wear the robes of peace—you are not a religion. You are a mafia.

Freedom of religion depends upon our willingness to define what a religion actually is. An organization that advances its creed through coercion, intimidation, or violence is not exercising religious liberty; it is exploiting it.

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

If you have diarrhea from the parasite, do not worry and hang in there, we are going to send money to Israel.

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

@jordanbpeterson We’ve been told this man is basically on his death bed but gratefully he summoned the strength and energy to lecture us Christians about how we need to worship Jews.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

The sickest thing about gas prices going from $2.84 to $4.99 in just two months is that Donald Trump is mentioned over 38,000 times in the Epstein Files.

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

The White House just posted that aliens live among us and go to school with our children.

The most fascinating part about that?

Trump is named over one million times in the Epstein files.

[The Babylon Bibi @TheBabylonBibi]

@nicksortor

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

According to Trump supporters George Soros’ money moves mountains but the idea that Miriam Adleson’s does too is an antisemitic conspiracy theory.