Derek Timothy

Husband, father, golfer, bafta winning, allotment owning Data Analyst. Likes are usually accidental. #Schlee/#Schlim

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Twitter is dead to me now.

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@Matt_Pinner A dog sleeping. I must have no brain

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@OspreyCharging what's this all about folks? Tried it twice and £90 off my card. Cumbernauld retail park

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@RealJamesWoods How the devil are you James? Hope you are well. It's been about 8 years since you popped up on my timeline. What's happening dude?

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Echo oooo ooo oo o

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@robster12065612 Sun? What's that?

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I think my most hilariously funny show in my life was a live show with @JaneyGodley

She started with a story about her husband and whether she used a black byro or a blue byro.

Then Ashley drew a line on her pregnancy test and he asked if it was a black byro. Google it ❤️

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@MathewJLyons @GlasgowAlbum The most beautiful town in France.

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@richardpbacon Mmmmm, there must be better analogies? Dead slaves can't earn money so that was never their evil plan.

How's about

"We were the first to compensate slave owners" a retort?

Many rich people today are lapping up that money.

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@LozzaFox Sand

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@thecoastguy Depends how cold though, also how well insulated. The problem we all have is (in no particular order).

The total price including upgrades
The ugliness of them
The noise, that constant unbearable hum.
The minus 20 dilemma where it really doesn't work at all.

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@goldfinch1952 @TheMistressRox I can see this going downhill fast. Normal kind humans go all personal and cruel over a gender disagreement. Then all sorts of non relevant stuff gets added into the melly. I gave up on this shit months ago, not good for your mental health.

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@SilvioTattiscon A defibulater

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@DrNickCampos Treatable for sure.

Cureable? The jury is out.

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@WilliamShatner Fair to middling buddy. Getting really big potatoes from the allotment.

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@RadioClydeNews @HumzaYousaf @jackfostr He's actually pretty good at diplomacy. I'm warming to him. Especially after the shit farm he was left with.

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@ProfBrianCox Are you talking about multiple irritating universes or irritating people?

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@theJeremyVine Fear of failure?

Is it societiey's fault that we treat failure with such contempt?

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@GretaThunberg Why don't you plant some turnips? I have excess in trays.

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@DavidBflower Next Tuesday looks pretty bad.