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Interests are sailing to swimming to Jimmy Buffett and trop-rock. Retired investigator living on a sailboat and destined to some banana republic someday.

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@BudPowell0101 @CNN That’s what I said.

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@EricIdle Gee, the things people say to you when you don’t have that 16-ton thing anymore.

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@dbdegn @nettermike @grok No

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Sign on a Key West sidewalk. What did you do?

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@sabback @atensnut All religions are awful.

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@MJMcKean If they remake Chinatown I endorse Donald for the John Huston role.

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@StuntmanStu But not like that beige monstrosity.

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Trump saying Mark Carney coming to the white house like it’s a big deal. He can’t go to Canada because he’s a convicted felon.

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@nationalpost Well, luckily the US government is a clusterfuck unlikely to survive the Spring in its current configuration.

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@EricIdle Despite the bible, you know bats aren’t birds, right?

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@elonmusk That’s what she said.

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@Bricktop_NAFO Resistance.

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@rickygervais I will, but haven’t seen it in Ontario. You call Doug Ford, the premier; he’ll be more likely to take your call than mine.

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@bennyjohnson But that’s only because the US no longer recognizes Fraud as a crime.

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@CilComLFC Or criminality is under attack…

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@EricIdle First, sorry. Second, not me.

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@EricIdle Devil’s work and all that?

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@OriginalMack1 @mtgreenee Well, son, your conscience is your own lookout.

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@OriginalMack1 @mtgreenee Clever.

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@OriginalMack1 @mtgreenee Sadly, I volunteered with Special Olympics for thirty years, so I can’t see you in any honorable way.