Derek Zoolander

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@The_T1371 @allenanalysis Let me introduce you to life insurance.

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@grablekelly05 @allenanalysis Yes. This is literally what they say in the video.

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@CryptoMikli We'll all be dead before this happens, so who cares.

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@AlexYoung @petermlaffin @AlexThomp lol ... I wonder if it was copy and paste or he has a bot running his account.

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@SawyerMerritt "unprofitable" ... 🤨

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@The_x_Truth @stats_feed Did your daughter inherit / learn your racism as well?

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@DennisTX79 @Phantom2Phlyer @mikedlong5150 @mattmfm That worked well. Bunch of idiots.

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@SummitGlobal1 @byHeatherLong Technological innovation

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@IfindRetards Maybe or maybe no one knows who the hell that is and just kept scrolling.

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@mikedlong5150 @mattmfm @Phantom2Phlyer Well then … relax. It will be overturned, if it’s unconstitutional.

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@45LVNancy @GovPressOffice 1. Woman testifies she was raped by a man.
2. Man is convicted.
3. Republicans call it “an affair”.

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@mikedlong5150 @mattmfm @Phantom2Phlyer Wait … if you codified it into your Constitution wouldn’t the “VA gerrymandering” be challenged in court and ruled unconstitutional?

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@Fmix2369 @DC_Draino @elonmusk Great mathing

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@Citizen010101 @leo80209013 @greg_price11 @wajacobson Cool. Now reflect on SCOTUS nominations over the last decade.

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@greg_price11 Haha

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@Lobs_All_Day What’s the payout on this crazy shit?

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@Izengabe_ They may not be “the same” but you reap what you sow.

Dems ain’t playing the “norms” game anymore. They’ve gotten burned one too many times. e.g. SCOTUS

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@Geiger_Capital Now do Texas.

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@GaryWinslett @lymanstoneky Well sh*t … sign me up!

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@MichaelAArouet What else 2x’ed between 2000 and 2025?

Think about.