Derek Hatchard

East coast 🇨🇦 Software engineering at Salesforce. BBQ fan. Writer / curator of

[Derek Hatchard @derekhat]

Well, @weathernetwork, your awkward layout changes have driven me into the arms of https://t.co/DftP7ASTUA for my 7-day forecast bookmark

[Derek Hatchard @derekhat]

@eddiebauer Your email marketing in Canada is out of control. Brand loyalty kept me subscribed thinking you'd get this fixed but I'm tired of deleting multiple emails PER DAY. Unsubscribed.

cc @timbantle

[Derek Hatchard @derekhat]

@Kunky What @Kunky said.

[Sergio Pereira @SergioRocks]

It was a pleasure to speak with Derek on his podcast about managing remote teams, and my career as a Fractional CTO.

Thanks for having me 🙌

[Derek Hatchard @derekhat]

Hear @SergioRocks on building remote teams, fractional CTOs, and fostering human connections in the premiere episode of the Debugging Work podcast https://t.co/fRK0n3CCub

[Work Chronicles @_workchronicles]

Automate all the things!

[It's All Indie 🎶 @Its_All_Indie]

A Short Walk To Pluto (@ASWTPOfficial) drops their stunning cover of "Everybody Wants To Rule The World" by @tearsforfears // https://t.co/tN1ZftnDlA // #NewMusic //

[de Adder Canada @deAdderCanada]

Cartoon for Mar 5th, 2024

[Derek Hatchard @derekhat]

@jefferydhughes Love it!

In other news: I wasn't thinking about your peanut butter pizza and now I'll be thinking about it all day.

[Derek Hatchard @derekhat]

@TheFwordNB Any day you make it to a store with reusable bags and a list followed by leaving with roughly the things you intended to buy earns enough Adulting Points ™️ that you're not required to feed your children nor do dishes for at least 36 hours. It's in the rulebook.

[Ben Orenstein @r00k]

It's annoying how good this is. I wish I'd written it.

[Derek Hatchard @derekhat]

@RayDoesData gross

[Derek Hatchard @derekhat]

@jefferydhughes @RobertMayer So much Gilmore Girls at our house too - with New Girl as a palate cleanser

[Victoria Brownworth @VABVOX]

OMG this is brilliant. This woman put her tech skills to use to troll VA Gov. Glenn Youngkin over a tipline he put up to report CRT. Her talk will give you life.
https://t.co/OBmIusKP9t

[Derek Hatchard @derekhat]

@comforteagle presumably buried in a plate of nachos but possibly at the bottom of a pint of vanilla bean ice cream

[Derek Hatchard @derekhat]

@AnkerOfficial Can you recommend a compatible cable with a right-angle end for my PowerExpand 9-in-1 USB-C PD Dock?

[Derek Hatchard @derekhat]

@AndrewOfYFC Have you watched The Bear yet? Because it’s worthy of a binge

[Derek Hatchard @derekhat]

The Lee Valley Tools Christmas catalog hits the same spot in my brain as flipping through the Sears Wish Book as a child

Can’t help but say “Cool” every few pages

A lot of stuff I don’t really want but is fun to imagine

[Derek Hatchard @derekhat]

@mijustin 💯

[Derek Hatchard @derekhat]

I requested 60 full size bars but 72 were purchased. We had 23 trick or treaters.

# of Hershey’s Almond selected: 0
# of Snickers selected: 0

Number of Crunchie bars I will eat: all of them!

🎃