Derek Patterson

I’m good I can’t complain

[LAMP @dirtylamp3]

Can’t name a time I didn’t figure it out

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

“Let’s get a table outside”

Me:

[B… @branmattic]

Being called handsome by a sweet woman while she rubs your face >>

[Akira @Akir_a997]

keep it P guys

[Heavenly @HeavenlyyFather]

You eat in a discord call ONE time and they never let you live it down

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

just replied to 2 texts

[autist @litteralyme0]

POV: You're out having fun and suddenly you don't feel the big 3 in your pocket

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

when the reason i posted my story likes my story

[mo :3 @fruitpibble]

i dont abuse alcohol i kiss it gently between its thighs

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

I’d marry a bitch if she said this to me

[Tree @ATree_Official]

*gives oxygen*

[WICK @1wickedwick]

before i give up on somebody i try & try & try until i can’t no more

[elton @eltoowavy]

I literally laugh at everything. It’s a curse and a blessing

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i hate being mischaracterized by someone close to me 😭😭😭 like damn you really don’t know me at all

[$ @2xsam_]

And you learn the hard way that it's never a good idea.

[⋆˚✿💋🍓🍒𐙚⋆˚ @rudegyalyute]

@bigsnugga Bro acting like if you order DoorDash, they kidnap someone out their house and force them to go deliver ur food 😭 Do you know how the DoorDash app works, you performative imbecile????

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

me when i like someone and want to continue the convo

[Kristen @Kica333]

Have you ever gotten road rage walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?