Christian

Part Time Musician, Dentist & Athlete. Full Time Sarcastic Nerd.

[Christian @DerelictAdvent]

"We are all puppets, Laurie. I'm just a puppet who can see the strings." - Dr. Manhattan (Alan Moore)

[Christian @DerelictAdvent]

@AeroSmith992 @F1Media @fia It's an engineering competition with drivers. It has always been this way. What are you even talking about?

[Christian @DerelictAdvent]

@Earth_Seeker1 @FabrizioRomano Pretty sure it's tactical, Maresca is just dense AF. Nothing is his doing, it's either the players, the pitch or even the fans...

[Christian @DerelictAdvent]

@alhaji_guzman This is a bs post. I won't shot on that team and hand over all the credit to Tuchel went he essentially destroyed the team on the next window.

[Christian @DerelictAdvent]

Coldest Artist in the PL! #ColePalmer

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

The boy is a genius. 💫

#CFC | #CHEBHA

[Christian @DerelictAdvent]

48-47,48-47,49-46, are you serious #UFC ? You were going to steal that fight 100% But Merab was too amazing.

[Christian @DerelictAdvent]

@Blue_Footy Poch had no players of his choice but ended up making us play like a proper team in the end. It seemed like the right move to keep him.

That being said Maresca seems to have much better tactics, if he gets a proper process he may have us playing even better.

[Christian @DerelictAdvent]

@GustavoRocaGOL Iba a escribir algo, pero veo que ya le cerraron la boca como 50 veces 🤣

[Christian @DerelictAdvent]

@mark_stevensg Se entrega muchimo al equipo. Es un blue de los que queremos, hay que admitirlo.

[Christian @DerelictAdvent]

Cold!

[Premier League @premierleague]

29 minutes. The quickest ever hat-trick for @ChelseaFC in the Premier League ⚡️

Take a bow, Cole Palmer! 😮‍💨

#CHEEVE

[Christian @DerelictAdvent]

@eiarx Es increible!

[Christian @DerelictAdvent]

Cold fucking palmer! Que primer tiempo!

[Christian @DerelictAdvent]

@enkeli74 Increible Palmer maje, siento que el Man City nos devolvió el favor de De Bruyne.

[Christian @DerelictAdvent]

Necesito pasarle mi factura de la terapia al #Chelsea. Doctor ya nada me alegra por que se que todo eventualmente se va a la mierda!

[HELLDIVERS™ 2 @helldivers2]

As of approximately two hours ago, major combat operations in Malevelon Creek have ended. In the battle of Malevelon Creek, we are proud to announce, Super Earth and our allies have prevailed.

April 1st will forever be a day of victory and remembrance. Hold the line, Helldivers!

[Christian @DerelictAdvent]

This is disgusting, worst back take in history! That's how I know that man was not posing any threat. Send that policeman to any #bjj academy and he will be shown what people resisting can actually do. In all seriousness, these men should be held accountable for their actions.

[Christian @DerelictAdvent]

Beast please... is the new bitch please.
#xmen97

[Christian @DerelictAdvent]

I knew I did well not watching that charade...

[Bes D. Marx🔻 @BesDMarx]

this is what's happening while the $7 million superbowl ad victimizing israel is shown to over 100 million viewers

[Christian @DerelictAdvent]

@SecretariaMemeH No tiene ni que ser bueno para ser mejor que un narco estado lleno de ladrones. Eso se toma como se quiera pero es la realidad...

[Christian @DerelictAdvent]

Wow!

[rabbit inc. @rabbit_hmi]

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#CES2024

[JM Alvarez-Pallete @jmalvpal]

I have missed more than 9,000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. 26 times I have been trusted to take the game's winning shot and missed.

I have failed over and over and over again in my life, and that is why I succeed. Michael Jordan

vía @ValaAfshar