Derick Anthony Ruhl

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There is a show bit or something here. Been drinking a bit. Maybe it works. Idk.

Character 1: "Thank God they didn't take my DNA."

Character 2: "Why? Is there something you're not telling me?"

Character 1: "Yeah. Rat. I can't trust you."

Character 2: "You can trust me. I won't tell."

Character 1: "Well. Now receiving that information. I will tell you now. Cause you said you won't tell."

Character 2: "Most definitely not."

Character 1: "Well. Anytime I commit a crime. I make sure to ejaculate right there. Like a dog marking it's territory. I just robbed an old lady last week. Took me about 10 minutes but finally. I left my mark."

Character 2: "That seems highly unnecessary."

Character 1: "Yeah. Maybe for a bitch boy like you. I'm a real one. I feel like committing a crime right now. You ready bitch boy?"

Character 2: "No what the fuck is wrong with you?"

Character 1: "Sometimes I get a bit horny for crime. And you was looking a little weak and I seen your necklace. I like that necklace. Can I have it. Or am I gonna have to commit a crime on you?"

Character 2: "You can just have it. It's fake. Got it from an old Asian lady at the flea market. It was like $20."

Character 1: "Ah shit for real? I'd rather crime you to get that cheap ass necklace. Bitch boy."

Character 1 starts rubbing his body and gentals really uncoordinatedly. nd character 2 starts walking away.

Character 1: "Hey! Where you going. I'm about to crime you. Get your ass back here."

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For the comment above. A bit of clarity.

This action in the promo segment I wrote presents. Seth as the over. Gives him the rub for the fans. Then he is presented as right in the idea that Roman needs the others. Then this pushes Roman to want to do his solo run. He beats and destroys everyone. This fued builds for the battle between Roman and Obi Femi. Post dispute of Obi and Brock. Seth gets over in the moral category for the fans. Roman gets over in the "big match". On his own no help. Proving Roman is the better genetic product. So it doesn't bury Seth. Both get over in the fued. But now the tribal chief with no tribe. This solo Roman. He becomes short spoken. Time is money. Obi Femi fued becomes this physical conflict. Less verbal. Obi Femi gets the rub and goes over for Roman. Heading into winter. Roman gets some time off during the cold calendar. Seth still Rolling.... Getting over in his own right. And don't even have to have many matches. Promos and causing disputes and random run ins. And false entrances. Gives the appeal that he might be there for either show brand of raw or smackdown.

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I think @WWERomanReigns dropping the mic after saying "Bitch." Put a orange peel in the apple pie. Like. The fuck? He did well. Just should have left it at tag line "Acknowledge it." Putting bitch in there didn't help. It doesn't help Romans evil gimmick. It don't help the brand. It don't help the marketability of the guy. It's just a fucking orange peel in a pie. Didn't have to put that shit in. Bitter tasting bullshit.

Next promo lines for Seth if they do another. Roman runs his lines.

Seth: "Look! My legs are shaking." Seth then wiggles his legs.

Seth: "I'd be pissing too. But it looks like all the moisture in the room is in your hair. You want to present yourself as this main character persona. Yeah you might be. But you needed all these other people around you to become you. You didn't do it on your own. I was one. Helped build your brand. To catapult you to stardom. Who walks in whose shadow? You rode my God damn coat tales. And you wanna see who the main event is?
Seth turns to look around at the audience
Seth: "People what's my name?"

Crowd: "Seth Freakin Rollins."

Seth mic drops and goes to leave the ring. Then Roman has something to say.

Roman: "Huh. You really think it was you. How many times have you heard the thunder in the back when my music hits? I'm the main event. I'm the tribal chief. You're just a little guy with an ego bigger than his body. Seth Trash Ass Rollins. Nothing more. Nothing less."

Seth had been heading up the ramp for Romans part. When Roman finishes. Seth charges the ring and slides in. Roman goes and rolls out the back. Walks around to the ramp as Seth is in this posturing as the top dog. Then he gets jumped from behind.

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@SFarrellyPro just wanted to rebrand this joke.

You said banger after banger after banger..... And I said...

Below.

"Sounds like a decent lunch."

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@SFarrellyPro Sounds like a decent lunch.

[Derick Anthony Ruhl @DerickRuhl]

Here's the bit.

Broadcaster coving the event.

Broadcaster: "We are here live covering the F U C fights here in Las Vegas. We have a star studded cast of celebrities here in attendance."

Camera shows a black guy with a drink in his hand and sunglasses. Graphic says "Honkey White"

Broadcaster: "Starting off big with Honkey White. Looks like he's been out in the sun for too long."

Broadcaster #2: "Well Jim he has been on tour in the Caribbean and Brazil this past week."

Camera show the next guy looking super Jewish

Broadcaster #2: "Are you serious? Milky Whitebread made it to the fight?"

Broadcaster: "Must have had too much of those Philippian hookers he's been putting on his Instagram."

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@jumpouttagem @Haster18_ 🤣🤣You hella funny🤣🤣

If I wanted to I could actually talk like that. Did it for damn near a decade. Went from wigger to a whitey. But anyways. Man needs to make better life decisions and life wouldn't be so pressing on dumb shit.

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@Marijwwkb @Haster18_ Better life decisions, he be alright. Get away from the broad. Do life right. He'll make it. Head down and work hard. Get out the neighborhood. Get away from the bs. Ain't no worries. Live and enjoy life.

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Yall watch this guy? So stupid. But makes me laugh.

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@True_story718 Area 51 is a nuclear refinery. For nuclear materials. And houses the US military nuclear bullshit.

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@beyoncegarden This should be an inspiration for TV show or web series like South Park.

I got a name for it. Aperage. Wait. Maybe Nappy Rootz. Or um The Other Side.

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@holisticnut33 Makes sense is you're in a studio doing the sound for the boring ass video.

[Derick Anthony Ruhl @DerickRuhl]

The one to main event against Roman in a lengthy battle. A 30+ minute battle from ring to backstage to parking lot. And Roman to throw Baron into a construction style trash bin to tease the end of the battle. But then Baron comes back and beats up Roman and slams his arm in a door and kayfabe breaks Romans arm. Which then Romans people come in and Baron runs off. And it kinda ends the fight for that day. Then the following week. Roman has a cast on his arm. And his cronies leave the locker room. And Baron Corbin then beats up Roman in a vignette. It puts him up like top of brand talent. But not a brand career. Kinda running him in a way like Stone Cold.

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@Jade_Cargill Why is this picture of just a white background?

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@SFarrellyPro Sounds like a decent lunch.

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@WrestleOps @WONF4W He's entertaining though. If the WWE booked and wrote stories right. They wouldn't need belts to sell a thing. Literally could run the promotion without the things.

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Dallas to Memphis

@memgrizz get:
Kyrie Irving

@dallasmavs get:
Kentavious Caldwell-Pope
Kyle Anderson
Taylor Hendricks
2028 - RD 1
2027 - RD 1

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Pitch: "Kazaam the series. 8 Episodes. To be similar to Kung Fu 1972. He's the Master. And he's got his own grasshopper."

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