dicken cider

bartender, film enjoyer, rpg player, cat dad, bad drummer…. |he/him|

[john playful @john_playful]

You’ve been dicked by, you’ve been fucked by, my smooth genitals

[Kaka 👨🏿‍🎨📷 📷 @caughtbykaka]

at shorty crib , she got baddies playing on the wall with a projector . It smell like pitbulls & backwoods
#ThisIsHell #lowBrightnessTweet

[David Lynch @DAVID_LYNCH]

I'm pretty sure I'm connected to the moon.

[.Kandiivrgo @rottskiii]

A vape cost as much as a mfn 3.5

[No matter, Maurence. @abs_sweetmarie]

It’s so insane poop flavored yogurt was episode one.

[Bodie 1 @bodie9210472856]

Maybe she changes his catheter as a friend

[helmet girl is @ home @sbodrojan]

what they don’t want you to know about Brockhampton summer is that it was awesome

[dudermane @612jack]

this may come as a shock to you, but (electrocutes you)

[ill drunk italian @nerufuta]

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

[🎶🎧💙RK 🎡♥️ @HeartEyes4Brady]

Massachusetts where you have to pay for an inspection sticker to indicate that your vehicle is safe for the road so you can drive on the roads that are not fit for your vehicle 🫩😑

[𐔌 . 🚦⋮ soggy .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱ @soggsterz]

She mumbo on my jumbo until it’s quite simple really

[cockroach @roachinyocrib]

(Smiles warmly)
(Scurries past you)

[le'on @twobularbells]

yo bitch smells like bart simpson

[uu @um33m3]

#GiveMeABreak #ImMentallyTired #ImEmotionallyTired #ImTired #EndMySuffering

[carrie @HORSEHAVINGFUN]

Smoke Weed. Get A Piece Of Velcro Stuck To Your Sock. Get Confused.

[ؘ @dimeurz]

“it was a joke” i know. i didnt like the joke. dont be fucking stupid

[MKUltra Victim 🎃 @MKUL7R4V1C71M]

Crayola is a company that makes crayons. This may lead you to believe that Areola is a company that makes areas. But it’s something else entirely.

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

please be nice to me. learn more at https://t.co/YFXICGuudY

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

ethan took tamara to the attic anne he franked it