Derik Harder

Philosophy, faith, politics, and the human experience preferably expressed with wit and memes. Official SBG Slam Poet Laureate.

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@Chi_zencrackers Maybe it’s your mutant X-MAN powers evolving.

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@Chi_zencrackers @itsjustnewsbruh

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@JacobtheGamer_ Not quite. Getting old is throwing your back out when you’re tying your shoes.

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This guy looks like SuperMan and smokes fools as such 🤣

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@complicatedpast They’re both amazing. Happy weekend.

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@thec0med1an This is true love 😭

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@complicatedpast Awesome! Love it.

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@deaflibertarian You’re awesome!!! Keep doing what you’re doing!

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@thec0med1an And a find day to you good sir.

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@KEriksenV2 I have arrived at a place where it is actually quite easy.

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Jäger and espresso is a thing, and it’s freakin delicious.

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Sometimes when reading bedtime stories to the really little kids they don’t want to hear the long version as written; so I make up my own story based on the pictures. Most often my versions are way better and hilarious.

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@RepBrandonGill I love this guy!!! 🤣

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@dbongino Let’s GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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@MommaFrankie Brilliant! You can snack on a handful of chips while you wait for EMS.

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@deaflibertarian You got this!!!!

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@thec0med1an @Monkeyjunk11 The algo needs to filter this out of the timeline during lunch hour.

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@thec0med1an What was your prompt? Put my face on https://t.co/l1Bs3pVKmm? 🤣

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Wife: “I’ve been so tired today I forgot how to spell some words.”
Me: S-O-M-E-W-O-R-D-S
Wife: 🤨
Me: “..just tryin to be helpful” 😏